Astrology Song
Unveiling Zodiac Truths: Crappy Signs Exposed!
Lyrics
People who don't believe in astrology
People skeptical about astrology have unfavorable zodiac signs.
Are the ones with the crappy signs, the crappy signs
Reiteration of the idea that non-believers have undesirable astrological signs.
Uh huh, oh yeah
An affirmative expression emphasizing the point.
People who don't believe in astrology
Restatement of the notion that non-believers possess unfavorable signs.
Are the ones with the crappy signs, the crappy signs
Continuation of the idea with emphasis on the negativity (crappy signs).
(crappy crappy crappy)
Additional emphasis through repetition.
Aries: you're a stubborn ass bitch
A humorous characterization of Aries as stubborn.
Taurus: you are lazy as shit
Taurus is playfully labeled as lazy.
Gemini: you are a two-faced witch
Gemini is humorously described as two-faced.
Cancer: you cry all the time
Cancer is depicted as frequently emotional and tearful.
Leo: your existence is a crime
Leo is mockingly criticized, suggesting their existence is problematic.
Virgo: thanks for organizing my socks
Virgo is sarcastically thanked for being overly organized.
Libra: you're boring as a box of rocks
Libra is humorously described as boring.
Scorpio: ugh
Scorpio is expressed with an exclamation of disgust (ugh).
People who don't believe in astrology
Reiteration of the idea that non-believers have unfavorable astrological signs.
Are the ones with the crappy signs, the crappy signs
Restatement emphasizing the negative signs of non-believers.
People who don't believe in astrology
Continuation of the idea that non-believers possess undesirable signs.
Are the ones with the crappy signs, the crappy signs
Reiteration emphasizing the negative astrological signs of non-believers.
Sagittarius: ridin' the bus
Sagittarius is humorously associated with riding the bus.
Capricorn: wish you weren't born
Capricorn is humorously suggested to wish they weren't born.
Aquarius: you're filled with pus
Aquarius is metaphorically depicted as being filled with pus.
Pisces: bleh bleh la la la la la la la
Pisces is humorously represented with nonsensical sounds (bleh bleh la la la la la la la).
You think that in 28 years on this Earth you know more than the stars
Rhetorical question challenging the knowledge of non-believers compared to the stars.
That have been around for billions of years?
Sarcastic comment highlighting the arrogance of non-believers.
Arrogant piece of sh*t
Blunt criticism using strong language towards non-believers.
We're made out of stars... stardust
Assertion of the idea that humans are made of stardust, possibly mocking non-believers.
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