I'm Not a Christmas Celebrator

Unconventional Celebrations: A Song of Festive Quirks
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I'm not a Christmas celebrator

I do not actively participate in Christmas celebrations.

Don't get me wrong, I'm no hater

Don't misunderstand, I don't dislike Christmas.

I just grew up in another way

I was raised with different traditions and values.

Celebrating other holidays

I observe and enjoy other holidays instead of Christmas.


You might think ice cream is just for dessert

Ice cream is typically considered a dessert.

And usually thats ok

However, there's an exception on the first Saturday in February.

Unless its the first Saturday in February

Particularly, it's Ice Cream for Breakfast Day.

That's Ice Cream for Breakfast Day

This day encourages having ice cream for breakfast.


I never ever want to take a bath

I have a strong aversion to taking baths.

My rubber ducky won't play

My rubber ducky remains unused until bath time.

Until it's bath time on January 8th

Specifically, on January 8th, National Bubble Bath Day.

National Bubble Bath Day

It's the day to enjoy and celebrate bubble baths.


I can't wait for the second day in March

I eagerly anticipate the second day in March.

A fine sublime rhyming time

It's a wonderful and creatively inspiring time.

Every fox in a box got a box full of clocks that go tick tock

Imagery of foxes with boxes of clocks on Dr. Seuss Day.

I say it's Dr. Seuss Day

March 2nd is celebrated as Dr. Seuss Day.

Green eggs and ham for breakfast!

On this day, breakfast may include green eggs and ham.

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