Big Fat Road Manager
Behind the Curtain: Unveiling the Life of a Big Fat Road Manager
Lyrics
Every rock band has this guy
Every rock band has a road manager.
Not many people really know why
The reasons for having a road manager are not widely understood.
He's got a cell phone and a backstage pass
The road manager possesses a cell phone and a backstage pass.
He's got a big gutt and a big fat ass
The road manager is characterized by a large stomach and a significant posterior.
He's a big fat road manager
Repetition emphasizing the descriptor "big fat road manager."
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-He plugs in gurtairs and microphone jacks
Describes the road manager's tasks of setting up musical equipment and managing sound systems.
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-He makes sure the system wont feed back
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-He yells check one til his face turns blue
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-Dont you wish he could count to two
-He's a big (he's a fat) road manager
Repetition emphasizing the descriptor "big fat road manager."
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-The contract says there's beer for free
Highlights the perks mentioned in the road manager's contract, including free beer and food.
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-A bottle for you and a case for me
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-I'll make sure you have a place to stay
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-Then I'll eat your deli tray
-He's a big (he's a fat) road manager
Repetition emphasizing the descriptor "big fat road manager."
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-You may wounder, why the road managers so wide
Explains the road manager's width, humorously suggesting he obstructs the tax collector from entering.
He's the one who blocks the door when the tax colector comes by
-The tour hits the road he spends his day
Describes the road manager's daily routine on tour, including eating at buffets and managing the band.
(Big fat road manager)
-At an all you can eat buffet
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-But if he can come to termes
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-He will manage the arrogant worms
-As our big (he's a fat) road manager
Repetition emphasizing the descriptor "big fat road manager" and the conclusion that he manages the Arrogant Worms.
Big (he's a fat) road manager
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