Head in the Freezer
Frozen Dreams: A Quirky Tale of Resurrection in the Freezer
Lyrics
When I'm dead put my head in the freezer
Expresses the desire for the speaker's head to be placed in the freezer after death.
Right beside the corn and the peas
Specifies the location in the freezer, alongside corn and peas.
I may be dead but I am not deceased, dear
Asserts that although dead, the speaker is not completely gone, anticipating future reanimation through science.
One day science will re-animate me
Posits a belief in future scientific advancements that could bring the speaker back to life.
Oh I heard about the rich who when they die
References the wealthy who opt for cryogenic freezing upon death.
Get themselves frozen cryogenic-wise
Describes the process of cryogenic freezing for the rich.
I know we can't afford to hire no company
Acknowledges the financial constraints preventing the speaker from using a cryogenic freezing company.
When my heart don't beat no more and I lay rigourmortisously
Humorously depicts the moment of death and the onset of rigor mortis.
But we got that freezer up on top our fridge
Highlights the practical limitation of the household freezer size.
Can't squeeze in my whole body, baby, I'm just way too big
Explains the need to truncate the body due to space constraints.
How I wish we had afforded that fancy Frigidaire
Expresses a wish for a more spacious and advanced freezer, like Frigidaire.
So you'd just have to chop off my legs and my derriere
Humorous suggestion to amputate legs and derriere for fitting into the freezer.
When I'm dead put my head in the freezer
Reiterates the desire to place the head in the freezer after death.
Right beside the corn and the peas
Specifies the freezer location once again.
I may be dead but I am not deceased, dear
Reaffirms the concept of being dead but not completely gone, expecting future revival.
One day science will re-animate me
Reiterates the belief in eventual reanimation through scientific advancements.
Oh I know baby, you're up for the task
Assures the willingness of a partner to undertake the task of preserving the head.
You'll wrap me up with more than just string and plastic wrap
Describes the thorough wrapping of the head using Tupperware, showing care and concern.
Using Tupperware, 'cause you care, and out of concern
Explains the choice of Tupperware to prevent freezer burn upon reanimation.
That I'd come back to life with a case of freezer burn
Expresses concern about potential damage to the reanimated head due to freezer burn.
When I'm dead put my head in the freezer
Repeats the desire to place the head in the freezer after death.
Right beside the corn and the peas
Reiterates the specific location in the freezer.
I may be dead but I am not deceased, dear
Restates the idea of being dead but not completely gone, anticipating revival through science.
One day science will re-animate me
Reaffirms the belief in future reanimation through scientific progress.
Oh when I thaw, when I thaw
Anticipates the thawing process, expressing a desire for a tall reanimated body.
Hope my new body's six feet tall or more
Desires a tall or taller reanimated body after thawing.
And if you can't find a man in time
If a suitable man isn't found in time, humorously suggests becoming a centaur with a horse body.
Get a horse, I might make a nice centaur
Playful reference to the mythical centaur creature.
Oh you'll see my face each night in your dreams
Assures the continued presence of the speaker's face in the partner's dreams after death.
And when you go to the kitchen to fetch some ice cream
Adds humor by mentioning the routine of fetching ice cream in the kitchen.
But don't worry honey, soon I'll be back on earth
Reassures the partner that the speaker will return to Earth once death is cured, starting with the rich.
When they cure death and get bodies for the rich guys first
References the expectation that death will be cured, and the wealthy will be the first to benefit.
When I'm dead put my head in the freezer
Reiterates the desire to place the head in the freezer after death.
Right beside the corn and the peas
Specifies the freezer location once more.
You can dispose of my body at your leisure
Suggests the disposal of the body at the partner's leisure, indicating a lack of attachment to it.
You know, I don't think that it ever suited me
Reflects on the unsuitability of the body, emphasizing the focus on preserving the head.
When I'm dead put my head in the freezer
Repeats the desire to place the head in the freezer after death.
Right beside the corn and the peas
Reiterates the specific location in the freezer.
I may be dead but I am not deceased, dear
Restates the concept of being dead but not completely gone, anticipating revival through science.
One day science will re-animate me
Reaffirms the belief in future reanimation through scientific progress.
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