Santa's Gonna Kick Your Ass
Santa's Wrath Unleashed: A Holiday Song's Dark Message
Lyrics
oooooohhhhh
An exclamation expressing anticipation or warning.
santa's coming and he's gonna kick your ass
Santa is on his way, and he intends to punish or discipline someone.
he's gonna kick your ass
Reiteration of Santa's intention to discipline or punish.
he's gonna kick your ass
-santa's coming and he's gonna kick your ass
Emphasis on Santa's impending disciplinary action due to bad behavior.
cuz you've always been a rotten little brat
Explanation that the recipient has consistently behaved poorly.
reindeer coming and they're gonna bite your wreath
Reindeer are mentioned, and they will cause damage to the recipient's property.
they're gonna chew your welcome mat
Reindeer will chew on the recipient's decorations.
swallow your kitty cat
Reindeer will cause harm to the recipient's belongings, including pets.
reindeer coming and they're gonna eat your begonias
More potential damage to the recipient's plants by the reindeer.
cuz santa hasn't fed them in a month
Reason for the reindeer's destructive behavior – lack of feeding by Santa.
santa's coming and he's gonna KICK your ass
Reiteration of Santa's intention to kick someone's ass, emphasizing the severity.
he's gonna KICK your ass
Reiteration of the severity of Santa's disciplinary action.
he's gonna KICK your ass
-santa's coming and he's gonna KICK your ass
Emphasis on Santa's disciplinary action due to unpleasant tasks.
cuz he's sick of shoveling snow and reindeer poo
Reason for Santa's frustration – unpleasant tasks of snow shoveling and reindeer care.
elves are coming and they're gonna steal your turkey
Elves will cause mischief, including stealing and damaging possessions.
wreck your tv
Elves will cause harm to the recipient's electronic devices.
burn down your christmas tree
Elves will destroy the recipient's Christmas tree through fire.
elves are coming and they're gonna trash your home
Elves will vandalize the recipient's home due to boredom.
cuz they ain't got nothing else to do
Reason for elves' mischief – lack of other activities.
santa's loaded with attitude
Description of Santa's negative qualities – attitude, loudness, drunkenness, smelliness, and rudeness.
he's loud and drunk and smelly and rude
Further elaboration on Santa's negative traits.
his workshops been closed by an auditor
Explanation for Santa's financial troubles – workshop closure due to an audit.
and mrs. clause ran off with her chiropractor
Explanation for Mrs. Claus leaving – she ran off with her chiropractor.
santa's coming and he's gonna kick your ass
Reiteration of Santa's intention to kick someone's ass, emphasizing the severity.
he's gonna kick your ass
Reiteration of the severity of Santa's disciplinary action.
he's gonna kick your ass
-santa's coming and he's gonna kick your ass
Emphasis on Santa's disciplinary action due to a challenging year for him.
cuz he's had a really crummy year
Reason for Santa's frustration – a difficult and unpleasant year.
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