Don't Put Your Finger Up Your Nose

Nasal Etiquette: Harmony Beyond Your Fingertips
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Lyrics

Don't put your finger up your nose

Caution against inserting a finger into the nose.

'Cause your nose knows, it's not the place it goes

Emphasizing that the nose is not the appropriate place for a finger.

You can sniffle, you can sneeze but I'm askin' you, please

Suggesting alternatives like sniffing or sneezing rather than nose-fingering.

Don't put your finger up your nose

Reiteration of the warning not to insert a finger into the nose.


Don't stick your finger up your ear

Advising against inserting a finger into the ear to avoid hearing issues.

'Cause then your ear will find it hard to hear

Highlighting potential hearing difficulties if a finger is stuck in the ear.

You can thump it an you can tug it but please, don't plug it

Discouraging actions like thumping or tugging on the ear.

Don't stick your finger up your ear

Explicit warning not to insert a finger into the ear.


Don't put your finger up your nose

Repetition of the warning against putting a finger into the nose.

'Cause your nose knows, it's not the place it goes

Reemphasizing that the nose is not the proper place for a finger.

You can sniffle, you can sneeze but I'm askin' you, please

Encouraging alternatives such as sniffing or sneezing instead.

Don't put your finger up your nose

Strong insistence on avoiding nose-fingering.


Don't put your finger in your eye

Advising against putting a finger into the eye.

It's not a thing you think you gotta try

Stating that inserting a finger into the eye is not advisable.

You can blink it you can wink it but I don't think it

Discouraging actions like blinking or winking with a finger in the eye.

Would be good to put your finger in your eye

Expressing disapproval of putting a finger into the eye.


Don't put your finger up your nose

Reiterating the warning against inserting a finger into the nose.

'Cause your nose knows, it's not the place it goes

Reaffirming that the nose is not the suitable place for a finger.

You can sniffle, you can sneeze but I'm askin' you, please

Encouraging alternatives like sniffing or sneezing instead of nose-fingering.

Don't put your finger up your nose

Strong plea to refrain from putting a finger into the nose.


Don't stick your finger down your throat

Warning against inserting a finger into the throat to avoid choking.

'Cause that'd just make you start to choke

Pointing out the potential consequence of choking by sticking a finger down the throat.

Then up will come your dinner, an' you'll start to look much thinner

Describing the undesirable outcome of vomiting after throat-fingering.

Don't stick your finger down your throat

Strong advice against inserting a finger down the throat.


Don't put your finger up your nose

Repeating the caution against putting a finger into the nose.

'Cause your nose knows, it's not the place it goes

Emphasizing that the nose is not the proper place for a finger.

You can sniffle, you can sneeze but I'm askin' you, please

Suggesting alternatives such as sniffing or sneezing rather than nose-fingering.

Don't put your finger up your nose

Insisting on the importance of not putting a finger into the nose.


Don't put your finger up your nose

Reiteration of the warning against inserting a finger into the nose.

'Cause your nose knows, it's not the place it goes

Reaffirming that the nose is not the suitable place for a finger.

You can sniffle, you can sneeze but I'm askin' you, please

Encouraging alternatives like sniffing or sneezing instead of nose-fingering.

Don't put your finger up your nose

Strong plea to refrain from putting a finger into the nose.


At least not in front of me

Stating a preference not to witness nose-fingering.

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