Lyrics
Have you seen that dog? I gotta get him back.
Expresses a sense of urgency and determination to find a lost dog.
I had him tied to a tree, but he keeps getting out.
Describes the challenge of keeping the dog restrained, suggesting it's a persistent issue.
He's probably running loose with the bitches.
Suggests the dog may be interacting with female dogs, using the term "bitches" colloquially.
And when I catch him, I'll give him some stitches.
Conveys a desire for retribution or discipline when the dog is caught, mentioning giving stitches.
Oh I love him so much. Oh that stupid bitch is mine.
Expresses strong affection for the dog despite frustrations, using a humorous term ("stupid bitch").
Errant dog! Errant dog!
The repeated phrase "Errant dog!" reinforces the theme of the lost and misbehaving pet.
They're talking down at the spa, now the word is out.
Indicates that others are aware of the situation, possibly gossiping about it.
God damn I look like a jewel when he goes running around.
Highlights the speaker's self-image and appearance when chasing after the dog.
Gonna take him on Court TV
Suggests a desire to publicize the issue, possibly for legal reasons, using Court TV.
And show the world what he's done to me.
Plans to reveal the dog's misdeeds to the world through a legal platform.
Oh I'll drag his ass back home, back where his ass belongs.
Expresses determination to bring the dog back home, emphasizing its proper place.
Errant dog! Errant dog!
Reiterates the exclamation "Errant dog!" for emphasis and continuity.
He's my everything, he means the world to me.
Describes the dog as everything to the speaker, emphasizing its importance in their life.
He's my hopes and dreams, fun gibil? property.
Portrays the dog as a significant part of the speaker's aspirations and possessions.
Sometimes I wonder why I put up with his shit.
Reflects on the challenges and frustrations of dealing with the dog's behavior.
If I could, I would become a lesbian.
Humorously contemplates a drastic change in sexual orientation as a response to the dog's antics.
I know I said dead or alive, but really dead is fine.
Humorous hyperbole, expressing a preference for the dog to be "dead" rather than causing trouble.
Just bring him here.
Reiterates the plea to bring the dog back, emphasizing the urgency of the situation.
Errant dog! Errant dog!
Concludes with the repeated exclamation "Errant dog!" to reinforce the central theme.
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