Taxi
A Night of Surprises: Cab Rides, Omelets, and Unexpected Connections
Lyrics
I’m gonna take a taxi
I plan to take a taxi.
Gonna take a taxi downtown
The destination of the taxi is downtown.
And I’m gonna pick up a hooker
I intend to pick up a sex worker.
And take her to a restaurant
We will go to a restaurant together.
I’m gonna by her an omelet, or whatever she wats to eat
I will buy her an omelet or any food she desires.
And I’m gonna treat her like a lady
I plan to treat her with respect and kindness.
And talk to her so sweet
I will engage in sweet and polite conversation with her.
I’m sure I’ll tell her my life story
I will likely share my life story with her.
And I’ll probably get a few laughs
Expecting to receive some laughter in response to my story.
And maybe we’ll go see a movie
We might go to watch a movie together.
I hope she says yes if I ask
I hope she agrees to go if I ask her.
And if she likes dancin’
If she enjoys dancing, we will dance together.
Then we’re gonna dance
Expressing a positive outcome if she likes dancing.
And if she says ‘no’ that’s fine
If she declines, I am okay with it.
I hear it all the time
People saying 'no' is a common experience for me.
Maybe I should stop trying so hard
Considering the possibility of not trying too hard in relationships.
You can see it from ten miles away
Suggesting that my effort is noticeable from a distance.
And the heart of a maiden has never been won
Implying that winning the heart of a maiden requires more than true tenderness.
By true tenderness anyway
Questioning the effectiveness of genuine tenderness.
Well who needs the trouble, I’ve got plenty already
Expressing that I already have enough troubles.
More than my share you could say
Stating that I have more than my fair share of problems.
But enough about me, there’s a hooker downtown
Shifting the focus to a sex worker downtown and a taxi on its way.
And I’ve got a cab on the way
Confirming that a taxi is en route to my location.
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