Republican Party Reptile
Party Reptile Politics: Conservative Charades and Wild Rides
Lyrics
My cousin PJ gets crazy just as much as he can
Refers to the speaker's cousin PJ, who enjoys having a good time to the fullest extent possible.
A real party reptile for a northern man
Describes PJ as a lively and enthusiastic partygoer, especially for someone from the northern region.
He's dressed like a republican
Highlights PJ's attire, suggesting he dresses in a manner associated with the Republican political party.
He thinks conservative
Indicates PJ's conservative beliefs and political ideology.
But he drives faster than I ever did
Contrasts PJ's conservative image with his reckless driving habits.
He's into nuclear power and insider deals
Lists PJ's interests, including support for nuclear power and involvement in insider deals.
He has a scene with baby oil and heels
References a scene involving baby oil and heels, possibly hinting at PJ's unconventional or risqué activities.
He's my favorite politician
Expresses the speaker's fondness for PJ, especially when he behaves strangely.
When he comes on weird
Describes PJ's unpredictable behavior, indicating he is the speaker's favorite politician in such moments.
Says I'm not fit for this office let's get out of here
Quotes PJ expressing dissatisfaction with the current situation and suggesting leaving the office.
My, my, loves his ma and apple pie
Highlights PJ's affection for his mother and traditional American values like apple pie.
Well, well, he's the party's favorite guy
Acknowledges PJ as a popular figure within the political party.
I hope you like it
Introduces the speaker's intention to take care of someone, possibly referring to PJ.
You know I'm going to take good care of you
Reiterates the speaker's commitment to taking care of someone.
I hope you like it
Repeats the desire for the person to enjoy the speaker's care.
I hope next time you bring your friends with you
Suggests the speaker's hope that the person will bring friends next time.
He's a drinkin', huntin', shootin', fishin' son of a gun
Describes PJ as a person who enjoys drinking, hunting, shooting, and fishing.
He knows a surgeon's gonna keep his wife young
Reflects PJ's awareness that a surgeon can maintain his wife's youth.
Got industrial kickbacks in an offshore bank
Claims PJ has received kickbacks from industrial deals stored in an offshore bank.
Knows who to stand on and he knows how to thank
Indicates PJ's knowledge of how to gain favor and express gratitude.
I hope you like it
Repeats the speaker's desire for the person to like something.
You know I'm going to take good care of you
Reiterates the speaker's commitment to taking good care of someone.
I hope you like it
Repeats the speaker's hope that the person will bring friends next time.
I hope next time you bring your friends with you
Repeats the speaker's desire for the person to enjoy the speaker's care.
My, my, loves his ma and apple pie
Restates PJ's love for his mother and apple pie.
Well, well, he's the party's favorite guy
Reiterates PJ's popularity within the political party.
He likes to come take me for a night with the boys
Describes PJ's enjoyment of spending time with the boys and discussing the NRA and firearms.
He talks about the NRA and their toys
Highlights PJ's interest in the National Rifle Association (NRA) and their weapons.
Got an automatic rifle in his pick up truck
Mentions PJ having an automatic rifle in his pickup truck.
He drives me home when he's in no state to walk
States that PJ drives the speaker home when he is unable to walk due to intoxication.
My, my, loves his ma and apple pie
Repeats PJ's love for his mother and apple pie.
Well, well, he's the party's favorite guy
Reiterates PJ's popularity within the political party.
I hope you like it
Repeats the speaker's desire for the person to like something.
You know I'm going to take good care of you
Reiterates the speaker's commitment to taking good care of someone.
I hope you like it
Repeats the speaker's hope that the person will bring friends next time.
I hope next time you bring your friends with you
Repeats the speaker's desire for the person to enjoy the speaker's care.
I hope you like it
Repeats the speaker's desire for the person to like something.
Love it, like it
Expresses a strong affirmation of liking or loving something.
I hope you like it
Repeats the speaker's desire for the person to like something.
Love it, like it
Expresses a strong affirmation of liking or loving something.
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