Happy Being Fat
Embracing Happiness: The Joyful Anthem of Big Dee Irwin
Lyrics
Don't tell me to go on a diet;
Rejects advice to go on a diet.
Don't give me no pills.
Refuses medication or pills for weight control.
Just leave me alone with my ice cream cone,
Enjoys having an ice cream cone without interference.
And let me eat my fill.
Wants to eat without limitations.
I'm happy being fat;
Content and happy with being overweight.
I like the weight I'm at;
Feels comfortable with their current weight.
I'm happy being stout,
Content with being heavy or robust.
And if you don't like it, you can get on out!
Asserts that if someone doesn't like their weight, they can leave.
If I lost weight, I'd have to buy new clothes,
Explains the inconvenience of needing new clothes if weight is lost.
Cause my old ones would not fit,
Current clothes would not fit if weight is lost.
So woman don't scream, just put some more ice cream
Asks for more ice cream on their dessert without judgment.
On my banana split.
Indulges in a banana split without concerns about weight.
I'm happy being fat;
Reiterates contentment with being overweight.
I like the weight I'm at;
Reaffirms comfort with their current body size.
I'm happy being stout,
Happy with being robust or stout.
And if you don't like it, you can get on out!
Emphasizes that those who dislike their weight can leave.
I'm forty-two around the waist
Describes waist measurement as forty-two inches.
And forty-eight around the hips;
Specifies hip measurement as forty-eight inches.
I'm built like a tent, but, gal, I pay the rent,
Despite being heavy, contributes financially ("pay the rent").
So don't give me none of your lip.
Defends their position and asks not to be criticized.
I'm happy being fat;
Expresses happiness with being overweight.
I like the weight I'm at;
Enjoys their current weight and size.
I'm happy being stout,
Happy with being sturdy or heavyset.
And if you don't like it, you can get on out!
Asserts that those who dislike their weight can depart.
Man, I dig blueberry pie, Boston cream pie,
Expresses enjoyment of various high-calorie desserts.
good old chocolate cake and Danish pastries, Napoleons and
Lists favorite desserts, showcasing a love for sweets.
strawberry shortcake à la mode ... Man, they don't call me
Asserts a connection between their weight and their nickname, "Big Dee Irwin."
Big Dee Irwin for nuthin' ...
Reiterates their identity as "Big Dee Irwin" related to their love for food.
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