A Fine Romance
Chilled Embrace: Unraveling the Subtle Dance of Love in 'A Fine Romance'
Lyrics
A fine romance with no kisses
A romantic relationship without physical affection.
A fine romance, my friend, this is
Describing the current relationship as a fine romance.
We should be like a couple of hot tomatoes (to-mah-toes, dear)
Expressing the desire to be passionate or lively in the relationship.
But you're as cold as yesterday's mashed po-tah-toes (potatoes)
Comparing the partner's coldness to yesterday's indifference.
A fine romance, you won't nestle
Highlighting the lack of closeness or intimacy in the relationship.
A fine romance, you won't even wrestle
Emphasizing the absence of physical interaction or playfulness.
You've never mussed the crease in my blue serge pants
Noting the partner's lack of interest in personal appearance or romance.
You never take a chance, this is a fine romance
Pointing out the partner's unwillingness to take risks in the relationship.
A fine romance, my good fellow
Describing the romance as good but with a humorous tone.
You take romance, I'll take Jello
Playfully suggesting a preference for something simple like Jello over romance.
You're calmer than the seals in the Arctic Ocean
Comparing the partner's calmness to seals in the Arctic Ocean.
At least they flap their fins to express emotion
Criticizing the partner for not expressing emotions or passion.
A fine romance, my dear Duchess
Addressing the partner affectionately as "dear Duchess."
Two old fogies, we really need crutches
Humorously acknowledging their old age and need for support.
You're just as hard to land as the Ile de France! (Fronce)
Comparing the partner's difficulty to the challenge of landing the Ile de France.
I haven't got a chonce (chance), this is a fine romance
Expressing a lack of opportunity or chance in the romance.
A fine romance, my good woman
Referring to the partner as a good woman in a lighthearted manner.
My strong, aged-in-the-wood woman
Complimenting the partner's strength and age.
You never give those orchids I send a glance
Noting the partner's lack of appreciation for romantic gestures.
They're just like cactus plants, (oh boy)
Comparing the unacknowledged orchids to unnoticed cactus plants.
This is a fine romance!
Concluding humorously that the relationship is a fine romance despite its challenges.
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