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I guess I'm blessed to be so fucking bored, and hiding from this
I feel fortunate to be extremely bored and avoiding this situation
Phantom antigen that wants to send us to the morgue
Referring to a mysterious threat that could lead to death
Quarantine, fuck this disease
Expressing frustration with the current state of isolation due to the disease
I'd rather be on Star Tours or stuck at the DMV
Prefer being on an amusement ride or enduring bureaucracy over quarantine
Quarantine, nah, not for me
Rejecting the idea of quarantine as not suitable for the speaker
I thought that things were fucked up in 2019, fuck quarantine
Comparing the difficulties of the current situation to the problems in 2019
Some people hit the bottle
People cope differently: some turn to alcohol
Some people hit the books
Others choose to study or educate themselves
Some people storm the Capitol
Referencing controversial events such as political unrest
Some second-guess parenthood
Expressing doubts or regrets about becoming a parent
It'll disappear in April, just like a miracle
Sarcastically suggesting the disease will disappear miraculously in April
We don't need social distance, we don't need old people
Questioning the need for social distancing and protecting vulnerable populations
So throw the shop doors open, save our economy
Advocating for reopening businesses to revive the economy
We don't need ICU beds, or PPE
Downplaying the importance of intensive care unit beds and personal protective equipment
Quarantine, fuck this disease
Reiterating frustration with the impact of the disease and quarantine measures
I'd rather watch some magic or do press in Germany
Preferring entertainment or work-related activities over quarantine
Quarantine, no, not for me
Reiterating the speaker's opposition to quarantine
I thought that things were fucked up in 2019, fuck quarantine
Comparing the current situation to the challenges faced in the previous year
It'll disappear in April, just like a miracle
Repeating the sarcastic notion that the disease will vanish miraculously
We don't need social distance, we don't need old people
Questioning the necessity of social distancing and protection for older individuals
So throw the shop doors open, save our economy
Advocating for economic recovery by reopening businesses
We don't need ICU beds, we don't need PPE
Downplaying the importance of intensive care unit beds and personal protective equipment
Quarantine, fuck this disease
Expressing frustration with the impact of the disease and the concept of quarantine
I'm never shaking hands again and don't kiss me on the cheek
Declaring a personal aversion to physical contact as a result of the pandemic
Fuck quarantine
Reiterating the speaker's negative sentiment towards quarantine
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