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well i had a mini-battle with my baby last night
Had a disagreement with my partner last night
so i left her for the dance hall to make it all right
Went to a dance hall to resolve the issue
i grabbed a mini-bottle at the end of the bar
Grabbed a drink at the bar
then lord have mercy i saw a movie star
Spotted a celebrity at the bar
now just who she was i couldn't see quite clear
Couldn't clearly identify the celebrity
but i saw her throwin' down shots through the smoke and the beer
Observed the celebrity taking shots through the smoke and beer
just as i made it over to ask for her hand
Approached the celebrity to ask for a dance
well the dogs started howlin' as they struck up the band
Dogs started howling as the band started playing
hey ho, here i go
Expressing excitement about going to the dance hall
if you see my baby just let her know
Asking others to inform his partner if they see her
i'm headed down the road
Heading down the road to a dance hall
to a little dance hall where anything goes
Describing the dance hall as a place where anything goes
well your mouth starts waterin' when you walk through the door
Describing the sensory experience upon entering the dance hall
take in the smell of sawdust down on the floor
Mentioning the smell of sawdust on the dance hall floor
it doesn't matter where you come from, just where you are
Emphasizing that it doesn't matter where one comes from
just grab a pretty dance partner and a PBR
Suggesting the simplicity of enjoying the dance with a partner and a PBR beer
hey ho, here i go
Repeating the excitement about going to the dance hall
if you see my baby just let her know
Reiterating the message to inform his partner if seen
i'm headed down the road
Continuing the journey to the dance hall
to a little dance hall where anything goes
Reaffirming the freedom and openness of the dance hall
well the boys in the band are still out of tune
Noting that the band is still out of tune
but they get 'em swinging from the rafters in the middle of june
Despite that, the crowd is enthusiastic in June
so get yourself down to the finest hole in the wall
Encouraging others to visit Cousin Homer's dance hall
it's cousin homer's anything goes dance hall
Emphasizing the carefree and unrestricted atmosphere of the dance hall
hey ho, here i go
Repeating the excitement about going to the dance hall
if you see my baby just let her know
Reiterating the message to inform his partner if seen
i'm headed down the road
Continuing the journey to the dance hall
to a little dance hall where anything goes
Final mention of heading to the dance hall where anything goes
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