Too Fat Polka
Love's Weighty Dance: Too Much for Me
Lyrics
Oh I don't want her
Expressing a lack of desire for a particular person
You can have her
Offering the person to someone else
She's too fat for me
Stating that the person is too overweight for the speaker's liking
She's too fat for me
Reiterating that the person is too fat for the speaker
She's too fat for me
-Oh I don't want her
-You can have her
Repeating the offer to give the person to someone else
She's too fat for me
Emphasizing that the person is too fat for the speaker's preference
She's too fat
Continuing to emphasize the person's excessive weight
She's too fat
-She's too fat for me
-I get dizzy, I get numbo
Describing physical reactions (dizziness, numbness) while dancing
When I'm dancing
Associating dancing with a person who is large ("jum, jum jumbo")
With my jum, jum jumbo
-I don't want her
Repeating the sentiment that the person is too fat and undesirable
You can have her
-She's too fat for me
-She's too fat for me
-She's too fat for me
-Oh I don't want her
-You can have her
-She's too fat for me
-She's too fat
-She's too fat
-She's too fat for me
-She's a twosome,
Describing the person as a twosome and foursome, suggesting excess weight
She's a foursome
-If she'd lose some
-I would like her more some
-I don't want her
Reiterating that the person is too fat and expressing a lack of interest
You can have her
-She's too fat for me
-She's too fat for me
-She's too fat for me
-Oh I don't want her
-You can have her
-She's too fat for me
-She's too fat
-She's too fat
-She's too fat for me
-Can she prance up a hill?
Posing rhetorical questions about the person's abilities and size
No, no, no, no, no
-Can she dance a quadrill?
-No, no, no, no, no
-Does she fit in my coupe?
-By herself she's a brute
-Could she possibly
-Sit upon my knee?
-No, no, no
Emphatically stating that the person cannot sit upon the speaker's knee
Oh I don't want her
Repeating the theme that the person is too fat for the speaker's preference
You can have her
-She's too fat for me
-She's too fat for me
-She's too fat for me
-Oh I don't want her
-You can have her
-She's too fat for me
-She's too fat
-Much too Fat
-She's too fat for me
-She's too fat
-Much too fat
-She's too fat for me
Concluding that the person is too fat for the speaker
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