Those Crazy Christians
Unveiling the Quirks of FaithLyrics
Those crazy Christians, I was gonna sleep in today
Expressing surprise or amusement at the behavior of Christians.
But the church bells woke me up and they're a half a mile away
Being awakened by church bells located nearby.
Those crazy Christians, dressed up drivin' down my street
Observing Christians dressed up and driving in the neighborhood.
Get their weekly dose of guilt before they head to Applebee's
Mocking the idea of attending church before going to a restaurant like Applebee's.
They pray before they eat and they pray before they snore
Highlighting the frequency of prayer in various aspects of their lives.
They pray before a football game and every time they score
Emphasizing prayer before and during different activities, including sports.
Every untimely passing, every dear departed soul
Noting the tendency to use death as a reason for communal gatherings and rituals.
Is just another good excuse to bake a casserole
Satirical reference to using any occasion as an excuse to prepare and share food.
Those crazy Christians, go and jump on some airplane
Acknowledging Christians who embark on missionary work in distant places.
And fly to Africa or Haiti, risk their lives in Jesus' name
Highlighting the risks taken in the name of their religious beliefs.
No, they ain't the late night party kind
Contrasting their behavior with typical late-night partygoers.
They curse the devil's whisky while they drink the Savior's wine
Ironically commenting on their attitude towards alcoholic beverages.
A famous TV preacher has a big affair and then
Criticizing a famous TV preacher's hypocrisy and the forgiving nature of Christians.
One tearful confession and he's born again again
Highlighting the cycle of moral failings and redemption in the Christian community.
Someone yells hallelujah and they shout and clap and sing
Describing the enthusiastic and forgiving response to confessions.
It's like they can't wait to forgive someone for just about anything
Emphasizing Christians' readiness to forgive almost anything.
Those crazy Christians
Instead of being outside on this sunny afternoon
Observing Christians prioritizing caring for the sick over enjoying a sunny afternoon.
They're by the bedside of a stranger in a cold hospital room
Highlighting the selfless act of being with a stranger in a hospital room.
And every now and then they meet a poor lost soul like me
Encountering Christians reaching out to individuals who feel lost.
Who's not quite sure just who or what or how he ought to be
Expressing uncertainty about personal identity and purpose.
They march him down the aisle and then the next thing that you know
Describing the process of converting someone to Christianity through baptism.
They dunk him in the water and here comes another one of those crazy Christians
Highlighting the cycle of conversion and baptism in Christian practices.
They look to heaven their whole life
Reflecting on Christians' lifelong commitment to faith and the uncertainty of beliefs.
And I think what if they're wrong but what if they're right
Expressing a contemplation about the consequences of being right or wrong about faith.
You know it's funny, much as I'm baffled by it all
Admitting a sense of confusion or perplexity towards Christian beliefs.
If I ever really needed help, well you know who I'd call
Acknowledging a hypothetical reliance on Christians in times of need.
Is those crazy Christians
Reiterating the term "crazy Christians" while recognizing their potential support.
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