I CANT KEEP A JOB

I acknowledge my shortcomings as a person and struggle with maintaining employment.

I get hired for a job, but my employment lasts only a week before I leave.

My work history involves a cycle of being hired, hating the job, quitting, or getting fired, indicating an issue.

I sense that something is wrong with my inability to hold down a job.

I'm embarrassed about my situation and don't want my mom to know.

I repeatedly express my frustration with my inability to maintain employment.

I can't keep a job

I can't keep a job

Can't keep a job

Can't keep a job

I describe a past occupation as a retired pig farmer, with a playful reference to pork chops attracting attention.

I escaped the barn

Oink oink piggy really made it far

I could teach you but I have to charge

My pork chops bring all the girls to the yard

I narrate an experience applying at Jimmy John's, facing transportation challenges, and quitting after a short stint.

Didn't have a car Mommy dropped me off

Only 16, I was young

Skipped my shift and quit

My mom picked me up

I mention working at Mr. V's, but it didn't last long due to low wages.

Kept those dishes clean

Lasted a couple weeks

Cuz they were really cheap

Working at Panda Express was chaotic, and I express feelings of depression, even though I was a "cute chef."

My life was such a mess

A little bit depressed

I was a cute chef

I briefly worked at Home Depot, but my ego was hurt, and I didn't get paid, emphasizing my financial struggles.

Know I steep low

Quit my first day

It hurt my ego

Didn't get paid

Just let me know

When you the check

Cuz Ima cheapo

I reiterate my inability to maintain employment, emphasizing the theme of job instability.

I can't keep a job

I can't keep a job

Can't keep a job

Can't keep a job

I acknowledge that I haven't changed, despite trying everything, and attribute my perpetual lateness to car troubles.

I haven't changed

I've tried everything

But I'm always late

Car trouble devil

I describe working as a forklift driver but admit to skipping work and eventually getting fired, recognizing my need to change.

Never gonna stop

It's in my DNA

Forklift driver at a cement shop

Felt Like a NASCAR driver when I started up

Got a little boring so I skipped a lot

Finally got fired

Ive gotta stop

I invite others who identify as deadbeat losers to join me in singing about our shared inability to keep a job, emphasizing the carefree attitude of not wanting to grow up.

Employed week and then I'm gone

Hired, hate it, quit or fired

Somethings wrong

If you're a deadbeat loser sing along

We can't keep a job

We can't keep a job

We can't keep a job

Who wants to keep a job

When we only live once

We can't keep a job

We can't keep a job

We can't keep a job

Who wants to keep a job

I conclude by asserting that we, as a group, are not interested in growing up and conforming to traditional expectations.