The Bartender
Bartender's Brew: Crafting Life's Bittersweet Symphony
Lyrics
So you think I lack experience in the land of bar room escapades
Expressing doubt about my experience in bar-related experiences.
Well, I love a classic as much as the next
Despite that doubt, I appreciate traditional things.
And when at my own disposal is a plethora of potions
When I have access to various options, why limit myself to the same routine?
Why might I restrict my brewing to the same repeated motions?
Questioning the rationale behind restricting creativity to repetition.
Can I fix you a drink?
Asking if I can make you a drink.
No, it's not what you think it might be
Assuring it's not what you may assume it to be.
You oppose what you fear
Stating that you oppose what you fear.
And it's clear
Asserting that it's evident.
That you cannot endorse what has not been aged years
Realizing that you can't appreciate what hasn't aged.
So we'll start off real sweet
Beginning with something pleasant.
But the sweetness falls out of its seat
However, that pleasantness fades.
Can I interest you in spirit? Or gumption?
Asking if you're interested in something strong or courageous.
Pardon my assumption
Apologizing for assuming.
Will some water add some clarity?
Wondering if adding water will clarify things.
Will it add to the disparity?
Considering if it will worsen the situation instead.
There you muddle in your bitterness
Noting your involvement in bitterness.
A solitary bitter mess
Describing you as a bitter mess, isolated.
And I've met winners less debauched with pride
Comparing your level of pride to others, indicating it's excessive.
And with pride there is zest
Suggesting that with pride, there's enthusiasm and confidence.
And coolness that freezes your breath
Describing a coolness that's chilling and intense.
So for you an old fashioned
Suggesting an old-fashioned drink for you.
With youthfulness rationed
With a limited sense of youthfulness.
But the whiskey's gone sour
Stating that the whiskey has gone bad.
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