AM PM
Unlocking Scalp Secrets: Celestaphone's AM PM Reveals Haircare Mysteries
Lyrics
My 3C 4A knots give the greasy pore a clot
Refers to a specific type of knots related to hair care causing blockage in the pores.
Keep your Nizoral box, MCT or yuh boy'll rot
Emphasizes the importance of using a Nizoral box or MCT oil to prevent hair damage.
For Seb-derm pressure done boiled the shot
Describes the impact of seborrheic dermatitis (Seb-derm) pressure on a skin condition.
I keep a shaggy man's clipper
Mentions owning clippers for trimming hair.
We shave strands like Lavry Savitr
Describes the act of shaving hair strands, drawing a comparison to Lavry Savitr.
It's the dandruff's Fast of Esther
Refers to the Fast of Esther in relation to dandruff, possibly highlighting a period of cleansing.
Drought Cali weather keep scalp doused here like Saudi emperor
Connects the dry weather in California to scalp issues, likening it to a Saudi emperor's doused scalp.
Barrels and barrels amounts of skin care
Highlights the abundance of skincare products.
The cost on the balance is sin-near
Suggests that the cost of skincare is almost sinful.
Phloretin CF, you'd thought Amaterasu had actually been here
References a skincare product (Phloretin CF) and makes a comparison to Amaterasu's presence.
Sun on the face, burnt at the steak
Describes exposure to the sun, expressing concern about potential skin breakouts.
Hope it don't break me out
Expresses hope that sun exposure doesn't cause skin issues.
I keep it later for a later date, uh
Indicates a delay in using a skincare product to a later date.
I keep it later for a later date, uh
Repeats the idea of postponing skincare for a later date.
And I still need a good shampoo
Expresses the need for a good shampoo.
Kill this illness that fills my floof
Desires to eliminate an illness affecting the hair.
Got that Bateman AM, lay it through
Refers to using specific AM and PM products to combat the described issues.
Demon PM, lay it through
Emphasizes the persistence of skincare routines in the morning and evening.
No pelt holy grail when you're wholly frail
Reflects on the absence of a miraculous solution when one is vulnerable.
Oh well, oh well
Expresses resignation or acceptance of a situation.
AM PM, AM PM, AM PM
Repetition of the AM PM theme.
AM PM, AM PM, AM PM
-And then it was night
Marks the transition to nighttime.
Gosh darn gluten it booting all kinds of stupid stuff
Complains about gluten causing various issues.
Gotta take a look, gotta go bald like a Buddhist monk
Considers going bald as a solution to problems caused by gluten.
Can't keep the Rastafarian cheese it seems
References Rastafarian cheese, possibly related to dietary choices.
These parties of dermatitis feast in ease
Describes dermatitis as feasting comfortably during parties.
I'm the target, it flees from wheat onto me
Expresses being a target for dermatitis, possibly due to a wheat allergy.
Of all the genes, which part is responsible, please?
Ponders which genetic factor is responsible for the condition.
The breeded hardware freeze for one horrible sneeze
References hardware freeze due to a sneeze, possibly linking to allergic reactions.
What horrible thing
Raises a question about a horrible thing related to allergies.
I could blame corporate for these
Suggests blaming corporations for allergies, emphasizing profit over art.
Their art's less culinary, more profit nth degree
Comments on corporate art being profit-driven rather than culinary.
Bread rise, Esperanza, re-up on conchas
Mentions bread rise, Esperanza, and conchas, possibly referring to food and cultural elements.
This is a pest right? La Cucaracha
References a pest resembling La Cucaracha, possibly metaphorical.
White dust like running hard
Describes white dust, possibly related to a substance or situation.
Not a sports streaker turned on
Mentions a sports streaker and contrasts it with not being turned on.
Scruff do a bump of the stuff, hurt on
Refers to a recreational activity involving a substance.
Like, uh it been a month, it's still rough huh?
Expresses frustration after a month of difficulties.
Third times a charm I've had enough, lay on
Uses the phrase "third time's a charm" and expresses having had enough.
Oh brother, brother, oooh
Exclaims in frustration or surprise, addressing someone as "brother."
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