Santa Claus Stole My Girlfriend
Yuletide Heartbreak: Santa Claus Stole My Love
Lyrics
Hey there, it’s Chris! And Bri!
Introduction of Chris and Bri, apologizing for missing a call
Sorry we couldn’t get to the phone, Happy Holidays!
Continuation of apologies for missing the call and holiday wishes
Hey Chris, it’s Bri… Um listen, I need to tell you something
Bri informs Chris about needing to discuss something important
What we had was great and all, and I hope you don’t take this personally
Bri acknowledges the past relationship but mentions meeting someone new
But I’ve met someone? And his name is…
Bri reveals the new person's identity, hinting at Santa Claus
Santa Claus stole my girlfriend
Expresses the shock of Santa Claus being the new love interest
Had his elves make her a diamond ring
Describes Santa's grand gesture of giving a diamond ring to Bri
If I would’ve known Kris Kringle, was flying around still single
Regret for allowing Santa into the picture if aware of his single status
I would have never let him in
Regret for letting Santa be involved
Santa Claus proved he’s the one for me
Bri affirms Santa's superiority based on lavish gifts
Gave me every present under the Christmas tree
Highlights Santa's generosity during Christmas
I even met old Rudolf, jumpin’ from the rooftops
Mentions encountering Rudolf during the Christmas journey
Around the world and back in just a day
Describes the speed of Santa's journey around the world
I can’t believe my girl left me on Christmas
Expresses disbelief and hurt about being left by Bri on Christmas
(Wait wait what, you mean Bri? No)
Chris clarifies confusion about Bri's departure
What we had was good, c’mon, what happened to you and me?
Chris questions the breakup and reminisces about their past
So you’re moving to the North Pole? Don’t you know that will cold
Concern about Bri moving to a cold place like the North Pole
I thought we had plans for caroling?
Reference to previously made plans for caroling
Santa Claus stole your girlfriend
Chris echoes Bri's sentiment of Santa stealing his girlfriend
Had his elves make her a diamond ring
Reiterates Santa's grand gesture of giving a diamond ring to Bri
If you would’ve known Kris Kringle, was flying around still single
Chris expresses regret if aware of Santa's single status
I bet you never would’ve let him in
Regret for allowing Santa to be part of the situation
So I know you have 4 wheel drive but...I left the car keys on the table
Practical advice from Bri about using the sleigh instead of a car
The sleigh is much more stable
Continuation of advice about using the sleigh
Um don’t forget to take the dogs out in the morning, I left their food...
Reminder about taking care of daily responsibilities like the dogs
Oh I got to go, I’ll send a postcard when I get there!
Bri's abrupt departure and promise to send a postcard
You know I can’t compete with the GOAT
Chris acknowledges Santa's greatness as the Greatest of All Time (GOAT)
He gave me coal while he’s pullin’ on your heart strings
Contrasts receiving coal with Santa pulling on Chris's heartstrings
Boy your love sure was some kind of something
Recognition of the depth of love from Chris, despite the situation
But what’s a girl to do when she sees diamonds?
Bri's dilemma between love and materialistic gestures like diamonds
There’s no doubt I love you, put no one else above you
Assurance of love from Chris with no one else above Bri
So what’s that belly and red suit got on me?
Comparison between Santa's physical attributes and Chris's qualities
Santa Claus stole my girlfriend (Yo I, this is not, what?)
Reiteration of shock and disbelief about Santa's involvement
Had his elves make her a diamond ring (It wasn’t a car, it was a ring)
Clarification about the gift being a ring, not a car
If I would’ve known Kris Kringle (Dude)
Continuation of surprise regarding Santa's single status
Was flying around still single (I can’t believe it Santa?)
Expresses disbelief about Santa's relationship status
We would have never let him in
Regret for allowing Santa into their lives
(Ok just one more time, Hehe)
Playful request for confirmation or clarification
Santa Claus stole my girlfriend (Your girlfriend)
Reiteration of Santa stealing Bri from Chris
Had his elves make her a diamond ring (Diamond ring)
Emphasis on the grand gesture of a diamond ring from Santa
If I would’ve known Kris Kringle (Uh huh)
Regret if aware of Santa's single status, expressing disbelief
Was flying around still single (So single)
Reiteration of surprise regarding Santa's single status
We would have never let him in
Continued regret for allowing Santa into their lives
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