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Hopping on the beat, here to face-off with
Hopping on the beat, ready to confront
Chewbacca who lost Han and became alcoholic
Comparing opponent to Chewbacca dealing with loss and alcoholism
Shit hit the fan when your shirts hit the fans
Trouble ensued when your merchandise caused a commotion
So that cannon's left you damned straight to H-E-Double Hockey Sticks
Condemning opponent to a dire situation
Had a cold reception when you slipped up on your skates
Had a cold reception after a mistake on skates
Now this frog's eating Flyers when I Spark a debate
Turning the tables, defeating opponent effortlessly
Spray-Tan Grimace over here is in no way frightening
Downplaying opponent's intimidating appearance
Bolt's struck you down in one round: Tampa Bay Lightning
Claiming victory over opponent with a lightning strike reference
Animals Cross me, they get shut down
Threatening consequences for those who oppose
Froggy Beanbag Chair, sit the fuck down
Disparaging opponent's physicality and instructing to sit down
Fuck grass, your fat ass can't even touch ground
Ridiculing opponent's inability to stay grounded
End you like Trump when I'm slingin' mud now
Promising to defeat opponent with mudslinging
I run the Streets, you're a better fit for Sesame
Boasting dominance over opponent in different arenas
Diss me on ice? I'll be Kermitting a felony
Playing with words, threatening a serious crime if dissed
Stay in your lane, this ain't bowling but I goal-pinned
Encouraging opponent to stay in their lane
Can't jump on my level, you're more than a Tad-bulbous
Highlighting the opponent's size and lack of agility
I spit Swift when I'm on the attack
Displaying speed and agility in attack
While the sicko in your suit is socking kids on the back
Criticizing opponent's behavior off the ice
Flaming Hot Cheetos soaked in liquid crack lookin' ass
Ridiculing opponent's appearance and habits
Ditch the Zamboni, you need a frickin' Zumba class
Suggesting opponent needs exercise
While you were in a crowd, desperate for cheering
Recalling a meeting with someone named Grittney
I met Grittney and she gave me five minutes for Spearing
Claiming to have received a penalty during the encounter
Your slapstick is Static, might have the children fearing
Commenting on opponent's comedic style
But my type resists sleep Paralysis demons!
Asserting resistance to negative influences
This frog's spittin' venom 'til the toxic croak hits
Using a metaphor for poisonous speech
Your team's an endless carousel for hockey coaches
Criticizing opponent's team management
Execs ate off Phanatic with a swindling pitch
Alleging corruption involving a mascot
Unlike your father's abuse, call that a swing and a miss!
Mocking opponent's family issues
No checks for my high health, you don't have a chance, see
Claiming to be impervious to attacks
Dishing heat to leave this Softie Boiled like I'm Chansey
Inflicting damage with verbal attacks
You Ottawa-lk away now, just ask Claude Giroux
Suggesting the opponent should retreat
The U.S. couldn't give less of a puck about you!
Dismissing the significance of the opponent
Your chunky ass design got the hoes mad
Insulting opponent's appearance and popularity
At the bottom of the polls, that's a low-tad
Highlighting the opponent's low standing
Broke the Internet, set records, earned labels
Boasting about achievements and popularity
Nitti Gritty's gonna scratch you, lookin' like a turntable
Threatening physical harm from Grittney
Philly native servin' up the beef like a cheesesteak
Proudly representing Philadelphia and challenging opponent
Washing-tons of Cap in your trailers, ain't the weeb's ace
Mocking opponent's association with Washington
You got overshadowed by a Ghost, now I'll Tera fake
Claiming to overshadow opponent's achievements
Crew's featherweight, my slapshots'll make you Levitate
Emphasizing the lightweight nature of opponent's crew
From 2018 but my mind is older
Asserting experience and maturity
Chilling Water ain't shit, I'm shredding ice that's colder
Downplaying opponent's abilities with a play on words
So forgive me if I'm not in awe of flexes
Disregarding opponent's show of strength
By a Politoed after they hydraulic pressed him
Mocking opponent's slowness
Slower than a snail, go and Slugma nuts
Insulting opponent's courage and determination
Ain't got the stones when your evolution used 'em up
Highlighting a lack of resilience
Pawmot brought more Fight in Paldea, so it's never a shock
Referencing a character known for fighting
When your players toss your ass in the Penalty Box, bitch
Anticipating consequences for the opponent
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