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Yo Jacob man, I gotta ask one fuckin' question
Asking Jacob a question about the nature of his actions.
Am I really sacking cat shit after stashin' suggestions
Questioning if dealing with cat-related issues is the result of following suggestions.
It's not that bad a match, since this pussy flees fights
Describing a fight with a cat as not too bad since cats tend to avoid fights.
Nugget, that's accurate, but he meant the feline
Acknowledging a match but clarifying it's about a feline, not a romantic interest.
You tried your luck at love but here's the shitty, awful truth:
Revealing a harsh truth about the romantic pursuit being misguided.
The tail that you were chasing fuckin' swung from a dude
Highlighting a misunderstanding in chasing a romantic interest.
While you and your crew played cat and mouse with Pikachu
Contrasting actions with Meowth and Pikachu against personal experiences.
I was cursed to look like Cruise, cursing out the D.C.U
Describing a curse to resemble Tom Cruise and expressing discontent with the D.C. Universe.
Uh, this merc with a mouth is taking the gold like it's Pay Day
Stating the character Deadpool is winning and accumulating wealth.
Uh, I'll be merkin' Meowth, just another pussy that Wade slays
Expressing confidence in defeating Meowth, referencing Deadpool's prowess.
I'll keep on making bank, stick to sucking off loose change
Committing to financial success, albeit with a humorous reference.
Hell, lose the token kid, you're pretty used to getting played
Suggesting Meowth is accustomed to being deceived or mistreated.
You hear that Jessie? Deadpool's trubbish is disgusting
Referring to Deadpool's trash talk and Meowth's disgust.
I thought that he killed verses, but this thug isn't bussing
Criticizing Deadpool's rap skills and claiming he hasn't impressed.
Hush it ladies, Death hasn't stroked him for a reason
Defending Deadpool against Death's absence, alluding to Thanos and his stones.
He didn't have the stones to cleave Brolin's Weedle
Mentioning Deadpool's failure to confront Thanos (Brolin) and Weedle (a Pokemon).
What's the matter Wilson, cat got your tongue
Mocking Deadpool's silence with a cat-related pun.
That's the only way that this dead twerp would get some
Humorously suggesting the only way Deadpool could be intimate.
Yes bud, I've had some close encounters with death but
Referencing Deadpool's troubled personal life and relationships.
So many wives fled 'ya, makes sense you're in the X-club
Connecting Deadpool's marital issues to joining the X-Men.
And guess what? Your pilot plunged 'cause you're a flight risk
Mocking Deadpool's failed pilot episode with a pun on flight risk.
Team Rocket's had more airtime than any of your sidekicks
Comparing Deadpool's screen time unfavorably to Team Rocket's.
If Krueger wants to fight this, I'll bring the claws right out
Challenging Freddy Krueger to a fight and promising to use claws.
Marvel milked this merk, no wonder he's alarmed by cows
Claiming that Marvel has exploited Deadpool excessively.
I ran the first verse. You? Couldn't even Scratch me
Asserting dominance over Deadpool in the rap battle.
If 'ya wanna be like Persian, then 'ya gotta act classy
Advising Deadpool to act more sophisticated if he wants to emulate a Persian cat.
Try 'ta attack me and I'll counter it like Wobbuffet
Threatening to counter any attack like the Pokemon Wobbuffet.
I'll send a cat packing, fuck it up like Boba Fett
Expressing confidence in defeating Meowth decisively.
Forged out of porcelain, shit-outta-luck Maneki Neko
Referencing a Japanese lucky cat and suggesting Meowth's luck has run out.
Three fucking forms of it, none of which have any mettle
Criticizing Meowth's various forms and lack of substance.
Misplaced in the Meta, Nintendo should be fuckin' grateful
Asserting that Meowth's existence is a favor from Nintendo.
Your presence would've ended had I just unplugged Cable
Imagining an alternate outcome where Deadpool could have stopped Cable.
I'm a staple, still on cable, Wade's the Banner of Blast Burn
Stating Deadpool's enduring popularity on cable TV.
Lines are fatal, the cat's cradle, Bravin' Birds like Cacturne
Boasting about the lyrical prowess and impact of the rap verses.
When it comes to starters, I'm the number one answer
Claiming superiority as a starter Pokemon.
Two phases, three forms, you're on the fourth stage of cancer
Highlighting the stages of evolution and comparing it to cancer stages.
Forsaken by character growth, the Mary Sue Storm I loathe
Criticizing character growth and disliking a particular character (Mary Sue Storm).
The shown Fake Out clone of Spiderman too far from home
Mocking Deadpool's imitation of Spiderman and being out of place.
Your writers can close up shop, the cat's out of the bag
Declaring the revelation of Meowth's weaknesses and challenges.
It's Jessie, James, Meowth; Team Rocket's blasting off again
Referencing the signature line from Team Rocket's exit in Pokemon.
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