The Lizard Song
Epic Tale of Bob the Lizard's Cosmic Hunger
Lyrics
There once was a lizard
Introducing a lizard
Whose name was Bob
The lizard's name is Bob
He liked eating crickets
Bob enjoys eating crickets
And lived on a rock
Bob's habitat is a rock
He ate so many crickets they started to hide
Bob's excessive cricket consumption forces crickets to hide
And Bob got hungry so he left his rock behind
Bob leaves his rock in search of a solution due to hunger
He sought out the wizard to answer his plight
Bob seeks advice from a wizard
And the wizard, he warned him and related his advice
The wizard warns and advises Bob
The bigger the lizard, the bigger its prey
Advice: Larger lizards target larger prey
His hunger becomes him every day
Bob's hunger intensifies daily
And he gets bigger, and longer, and fatter with time
Bob grows physically and mentally due to his insatiable hunger
And the race to consume
The competitive drive to consume dominates Bob's thoughts
Consumes his mind
Bob returns home, still hungry and frustrated
So Bob went back home
Bob realizes he can diversify his diet
Still hungry and angered
Despite hunger, Bob experiences a revelation
But he realized
Bob doesn't have to stick to crickets
He didn't have to eat crickets, and he looked up
Bob looks up and discovers a new prey - birds
And you know what he saw?
Bob notices a bird, sparking a shift in his diet
A bird!
Bob starts consuming larger birds
Chickadees, robins, eagles, and hawks
Listing various bird species
The birds he ate got bigger leaving nothing to rot
Bob faces a new problem - larger birds leave nothing to waste
His belly got bigger nearly ten feet in size
Bob's belly expands significantly
Birds wouldn't suffice
Even larger prey is needed
The bigger the lizard, the bigger its prey
Reiteration: Bigger lizard requires bigger prey
His hunger becomes him every day
Bob's daily hunger continues to define him
And he gets bigger, and longer, and fatter with time
Bob's physical size increases over time
And the race to consume
The constant pursuit of consumption dominates Bob's thoughts
Consumes his mind
Consumption becomes an obsession for Bob
Bob was still hungry
Bob remains hungry despite the shift to birds
And birds weren't enough
Birds alone no longer satisfy Bob's appetite
He chowed down on pumas and cheetahs and stuff
Bob escalates to larger prey like pumas and cheetahs
And when they were all gone he moved onto the rocks
Bob consumes everything in his path, including rocks
He munched on the countryside and slurped on the streams
Bob's voracious appetite extends to the countryside and streams
He ate the whole continent and drank up the seas
Bob devours the entire continent and drinks up the seas
Finally he finished off the earth with one bite and ate the moon for dessert
Bob's insatiable hunger leads him to consume the Earth and the Moon
The bigger the lizard, the bigger its prey
Reiteration: Larger lizard, larger prey, constant hunger
His hunger became him every day
Bob's daily hunger becomes his defining trait
And he got bigger, and longer, and fatter with time
Bob's physical size continues to grow unabated
And the race to consume
The obsessive race to consume dominates Bob's mind
Consumed his mind
Consumption becomes an all-encompassing force in Bob's life
There once was a lizard
Reintroducing the lizard (Bob)
Whose name was Bob
Bob's evolving taste: planets
He liked eating planets
Bob's new habitat is the stars, indicating an astronomical scale of consumption
And lived in the stars
Bob's insatiable hunger extends beyond Earth to celestial bodies
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