Cledus the Karaoke King
Cledus the Karaoke King: A Musical Charmer's Journey
Lyrics
It's Thursday night down at Taco Mac
Setting the scene on a Thursday night at Taco Mac.
It's like a can of sardines the way the place is packed
The place is crowded like a can of sardines.
They're piled in here for just one thing
People are gathered for a specific reason.
It ain't the beer battered greased soaked onion rings
The reason is not the food but the karaoke.
To hear (Cledus) the karaoke king
(Cledus) is the karaoke king they came to hear.
Well I'm the biggest star that ever hit this town
Claiming to be a big star known in the town.
Heck I'm known for at least a mile around
Known for miles around.
I'm a vocal chameleon after a couple of brews
Claims to be a versatile singer after a few drinks.
I sound like Vince, Garth, Terri Clarke, and Reba too
Can mimic the voices of various country music artists.
When I sing I swear the girls come unwound
Boasts about the impact of his singing on the audience.
And my friends in low places always brings the house down
Refers to the positive response to "Friends in Low Places."
They all put down there beer and wings
People pause their drinking and eating to listen.
To hear (Cledus) the karaoke king
(Cledus) is the center of attention as the karaoke king.
I'm a part time beautician
Describes himself as a part-time beautician.
A Wanna be musician
Also aspires to be a musician.
I was born with it in my blood
Suggests a natural inclination for music.
I'm a mover and a shaker
Highlights his active and influential personality.
A request taker
Enjoys taking song requests.
And the president of my own fan club
Humorously claims to be the president of his own fan club.
I sign eight by tens for all my friends beats all you've ever seen
Engages in autograph signing for friends.
It won't be long until I get a record deal
Confident about getting a record deal soon.
(It's Cledus) the karaoke king
(Cledus) is the karaoke king.
I guess you'll wondering what I'm still doing round here
Questions why he's still around despite winning a competition.
Since I won the Kross French karaoke competition last year
Refers to winning the Kross French karaoke competition.
I sang "He stopped loving her today"
Details the song he performed during the competition.
Just like George Jones and one of his gold plated chrome tin microphones
Mentions imitating George Jones with a gold-plated microphone.
Well the only time that I ever got booed is when I busted a rap by the 2 Live Crew
Recalls a moment of being booed for rapping 2 Live Crew.
The more you all drink the better I sing
Suggests that the more the audience drinks, the better he sounds.
(It's Cledus) the karaoke king
(Cledus) is the karaoke king.
I'm a part time beautician
Reiterates being a part-time beautician.
A wanna be musician
Expresses the desire to be a musician.
I was born with it in my blood
Claims music is in his blood.
I'm a mover and a shaker
Describes himself as an active and influential person.
A request taker
Enjoys taking song requests.
And the president of my own fan club
Humorously claims to be the president of his own fan club.
I know every word to every song you've heard
Boasts knowing every word to every song.
Cause they're printed right there on the screen
Refers to lyrics being displayed on a screen.
I even stand on the bar and play air guitar
Engages in playful behavior like playing air guitar.
(It's Cledus) the karaoke king
(Cledus) is the karaoke king.
Some people call it karaoke I call it a summer tour
Views karaoke as a summer tour for himself.
I'm Cledus the karaoke king
Reiterates his identity as Cledus, the karaoke king.
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