Valley Fever

Valley Fever Chronicles: Cooksters' Wild Ride
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Lyrics

Cooksters at ya doorstep, bitch!

Cooksters are assertively present at your location, using a vulgar term.

I put my zesty gun and aim it at your eye socket

Expressing aggressive action by aiming a weapon at someone's eye socket metaphorically.

Kick flip with the tech deck, land it on yo omelette

Performing a skateboarding trick (kick flip) using a miniature skateboard (tech deck) and humorously mentioning landing it on someone's breakfast (omelette).

Bitch, I spotted

Acknowledging noticing something or someone.

Make me feel guarded, but I got it

Feeling protected or defended, despite initial apprehension.

My boy's on it, now I'm fucking solid

Feeling secure and confident now that a friend or acquaintance is involved.

Favorite color green like I'm Justin Bieber

Mentioning a preferred color (green) humorously, contrasting it with having Valley Fever (a disease caused by a fungus, not related to color).

Sike it's really brown, I got Valley Fever

Humorous contradiction by stating the actual color as brown due to the mentioned illness.

Bobbing every swing like I'm a Valley weaver

Comparing actions to a weaver in a valley, implying skill or precision.

Catching every fade like im a wide receiver

Relating to catching or intercepting situations smoothly, similar to a wide receiver in football.

I'm on the next chapter of my life, it's called "Senior"

Indicating progression into a new phase of life related to being a senior.

Walking around with Danny Caesar

Being in the company of someone named Danny Caesar.

I'm either gonna go crazy, have the best features

Considering the possibility of either achieving greatness or becoming an uninteresting teacher.

or be a lame ass teacher talking about Demeter

Referencing potentially mundane topics a teacher might discuss.

The cookers? Who the fuck letting them cook

Questioning who allowed the mentioned group (Cooksters) to create or prepare food.

It's Cooksters, you fucking asshole

Assertively stating the correct name of the group (Cooksters).

Cooksters at your doorstep, now we all up in your playlist

Asserting the presence of Cooksters in someone's playlist, suggesting their popularity.

Too smooth, we don't force shit, that's how we end up on the A-list

Emphasizing a smooth, natural approach that leads to success, avoiding forced actions.

Your mama gon' listen, your daddy gon' listen

Suggesting that various individuals, including family and others, will listen to their music.

The cholos in the busted up caddies gon' listen

Referencing a specific group of people (Cholos) who will also listen to their music.

The teeth gon' glisten, the wrist on crimson

Describing a flashy appearance with shining teeth and a wrist adorned in crimson (red).

Gon' make sure all you dumb motherfuckers see the vision

Ensuring that those who lack understanding will eventually comprehend the artistic vision.

I'm borderline God to you dumb hoes

Asserting a high status compared to foolish or unintelligent individuals.

Not cause I look like Jesus, listen to the thesis

Explaining the reason behind being considered akin to a deity and urging the audience to pay attention.

Leave you bitches freezing, I might slap a bitch if you fucking up the lyrics when you post that shit on Genius

Expressing frustration with incorrect interpretation or representation of their lyrics on platforms like Genius, potentially mentioning physical action due to frustration.

Cooking in the kitchen day and night

Engaging in continuous creative work in the kitchen throughout the day and night.

Bitch, I'm sleepless, still got the

Feeling sleep-deprived but still possessing energy.

energy to give your bitch the-

Implied sexual reference, suggesting having energy for sexual activities.

I have a partner

Referencing a partner or friend.

Still got the energy to pull up on the block

Having the energy and motivation to visit a specific location (the block) despite adverse conditions.

When it's hot, pop a cap in you motherfucking leeches

Threatening violence towards certain individuals who take advantage or parasitize.

Always hate a bitch who don't practice what they preaching

Expressing dislike for individuals who don't follow their own preached beliefs.

Always love a bitch who gon' do what they pleases

Expressing admiration for individuals who act freely and independently.

Rap shit is easy, comes as breezes

Stating that creating rap music comes naturally and effortlessly.

Stop the beat, bitch, leave you motherfuckers speechless

Claiming the ability to captivate and leave people speechless by stopping the beat in their music.

Whatever, shit's ass anyway

Dismissing or disregarding the quality of the mentioned subject as inferior.

The lyrics of this song contain explicit content.
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