Discount Rebellion
Discount Rebellion: Embrace Individuality at a Low, Low Price!
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Our survey told us what you wanted;
Consumer preferences were identified through a survey.
Rebellion at a LOW, LOW price.
Rebellion is being marketed as an affordable commodity.
Be an individual through our product!
Individuality is encouraged through the consumption of their product.
Why jeopardize your life?
Questioning the need to risk one's life for rebellion.
You can have it any way you want it (if you really want it)
Freedom to choose any form of rebellion, if desired.
SATISFY those rebellious urges but stay true to your obligations.
Balancing rebellious instincts with fulfilling responsibilities is advocated.
Life is good when you know your purpose.
Finding purpose in life leads to a good life.
Revel in useless information.
Finding joy in trivial, useless information is recommended.
Watch your worries wash away when TRUTH becomes a memory!
Relief from worries occurs when truth is forgotten or ignored.
World events are too complicated. Steer CLEAR of the bitter and complex.
Avoiding involvement in complicated world events is advised.
Take it EASY! Take it easy!
Encouragement to take life easy and without stress.
Swallow the easy to digest.
Encouraging the acceptance of easily digestible information.
You can have it any way you want it (if you really want it...)
Reiteration of the freedom to choose one's desired form of rebellion.
Sit back! RELAX!
Encouragement to relax and take it easy.
Allow yourself to believe...
Encouraging self-deception or belief in certain ideas.
Conformity is SEXY and productivity rules.
Promotion of conformity as attractive, with productivity emphasized.
Decision-making can be so taxing;
Decision-making is portrayed as burdensome, suggesting reliance on external expression.
Why not let us express your feelings?
Suggesting external expression as a substitute for personal feelings.
Everything has been designed for your COMFORT and CONVENIENCE.
Emphasizing that everything is designed for consumer comfort and convenience.
Our survey told us what you wanted:
Reiteration of consumer preferences identified through a survey.
Rebellion at a low, low price.
Rebellion is once again promoted as an affordable commodity.
Be an INDIVIDUAL through our product!
Encouragement to express individuality through the consumption of their product.
Why jeopardize your life?
Questioning the necessity of risking one's life for rebellion, repeating a previous sentiment.
You can have it any way you want it (if you really want it...)
Reiteration of the freedom to choose any desired form of rebellion.
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