Lyrics
full growed porcupine dead on the road
Encountered a fully grown dead porcupine on the road.
it'll take a big ox, son, to carry that load
Requires a strong person, akin to a big ox, to handle that situation.
I got checked out by a blonde, young heifer
Received attention from a young, blonde cow (heifer).
she says she might wanna but I ain't gonna let er
She expresses interest, but the speaker refuses to engage.
Hair in my eyes like a highland steer
Hair is covering the speaker's eyes, likening them to a highland steer.
spring in my step like a white tailed deer
The speaker feels energetic, like a white-tailed deer in spring.
hitch in my hip like an old sheep dog
The speaker has a slight discomfort or irregularity in their hip movement, similar to an old sheepdog.
puff up my chest like a big bull frog
Feeling a sense of pride or puffing up their ego, akin to a big bullfrog.
Socks on my feet like a true paint hoss
Wearing socks, resembling a true paint horse.
belt round my belly like a galloway cross
Wearing a belt around their belly, likening themselves to a Galloway cross.
built a barn outta straw for to not pay rent
Constructed a straw barn to avoid paying rent.
the thing blew over like a cheap green tent
The constructed barn collapsed easily, similar to a cheap green tent.
Hair in my eyes like a highland steer
Reiterates the comparison of having hair in their eyes like a highland steer.
spring in my step like a white tailed deer
Reiterates feeling springy in their step like a white-tailed deer.
hitch in my hip like an old sheep dog
Reiterates having a hitch or irregularity in their hip movement like an old sheepdog.
puff up my chest like a big bull frog
Reiterates the feeling of puffing up their chest like a big bullfrog.
yodel-ay
Expression or exclamation, "yodel-ay."
Smoke in the barbed wire, posts on fire
There's smoke near the barbed wire and the fence posts are on fire.
anybody seen my lucky fencing pliers?
The speaker is looking for their lucky fencing pliers.
they didn't cost nothin 'cause they come with the truck
The pliers came with the truck and were obtained at no extra cost.
and old uncle hugh's still bringin me luck
Old Uncle Hugh continues to bring luck to the speaker.
Hair in my eyes like a highland steer
Reiterates the comparison of having hair in their eyes like a highland steer.
spring in my step like a white tailed deer
Reiterates feeling springy in their step like a white-tailed deer.
hitch in my hip like an old sheep dog
Reiterates having a hitch or irregularity in their hip movement like an old sheepdog.
puff up my chest like a big bull frog
Reiterates the feeling of puffing up their chest like a big bullfrog.
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