Blast Off
Spicy Adventures: A Cautionary Tale
Lyrics
Stay away from the chili verde
Warning to avoid chili verde to prevent negative consequences.
Unless you want to get blown away
Suggests that consuming chili verde will have explosive effects.
Treat the spider with a little respect
Advises treating a spider with respect, possibly a metaphor for handling challenges cautiously.
You take the heat – it's gonna bite back
Caution against taking on challenges as they may have repercussions.
Blast Off at Cape Canaveral
Refers to a space launch at Cape Canaveral, introducing a theme of launching or taking off.
Toilet seat is your launching pad
Humorous imagery of using a toilet seat as a launching pad.
Blast Off at Cape Canaveral
Reiteration of the theme of launching at Cape Canaveral.
4-3-2-1 Blast Off!
Countdown to emphasize the launch sequence.
Capsaicinoids are a thing to avoid
Warning about capsaicinoids, possibly metaphorical for avoiding harmful situations.
Unless you want to burn in that ‘roid
Consequences of not avoiding capsaicinoids, using humor with the term 'roid.
We'll be laughing and rolling on the floor
Anticipation of amusement when someone faces the consequences.
When we hear you screaming through that door
Expectation of hearing someone in distress.
Blast Off at Cape Canaveral
Reiteration of the launch theme at Cape Canaveral.
All Systems Go!
Confirmation that all systems are ready for launch.
Blast Off at Cape Canaveral
Continued emphasis on launching at Cape Canaveral.
4-3-2-1 Blast Off!
Another countdown to highlight the launch event.
Jalapeño, habañero
Listing spicy peppers, emphasizing their potential effects.
Burning all yo' hair down there-o
Humorous reference to spicy foods affecting body hair.
Picinu, vindaloo
Names of spicy foods that may cause discomfort.
They're gonna getcha, they're gonna getcha, too
Warning that spicy foods will have consequences.
You know those red things in the Kung Pao
Reference to potentially harmful elements in Kung Pao, advising caution.
Don't say I didn't warn you now
Warning about unidentified red things in a dish, urging caution.
Take the time to pick them out
Advice to remove the potentially harmful elements from the dish.
Or the spider gets grouchy
Connection between removing harmful elements and avoiding the spider's displeasure.
And it's time to countdown!
Introduction of a countdown, suggesting a sense of urgency.
Blast Off at Cape Canaveral
Reiteration of the launch theme, possibly indicating an impending event.
Houston, we have a problem…
Reference to a problem, adding a twist to the launch scenario.
Blast Off at Cape Canaveral
Reiteration of the launch theme with a reminder of the countdown.
4-3-2-1 Blast Off!
Final countdown before the anticipated launch.
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