Weird Waxed And Wired

Embracing Unconventional Living: Weird, Waxed, and Wired Tale
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Lyrics

Ain't got a comb, don't own a toothbrush

A lack of personal grooming items, such as a comb or toothbrush.

A one-room hole and toilet that don't flush

Living in a small, humble dwelling with a non-functional toilet.

Don't need no woman, don't need no doggie

Expressing independence by stating the lack of need for a woman or a pet dog.

A stack of old Hustlers and an old cup of coffee

Possessing a collection of old adult magazines (Hustlers) and a cup of coffee.


Washin' the windshield, I'm earning my dime

Engaging in windshield washing as a means of earning money.

"Let me wash your window, alright, man?"

Soliciting permission to wash someone's window.

Put that camera down or I'll bash in your face

Warning against taking photographs or face consequences.

Spit on the car, head back to my place

Responding aggressively to a potential threat and then returning home.


Weird, waxed, and wired

Repetition emphasizing the state of being strange, polished, and stimulated.

Weird, waxed, and wired

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Weird, waxed, and wired

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Yeah, I'm a goddamn bum, man, who gives a shit?

Indifferent attitude towards societal judgment as a self-proclaimed homeless person.

I shit in my pants and I sleep in my piss

Describing unhygienic living conditions with a touch of self-deprecation.

Don't need no woman, don't need no doggie

Reiteration of independence and lack of need for companionship.

A stack of old Hustlers and an old cup of coffee

Reaffirmation of owning adult magazines and having coffee as a routine.


Weird, waxed, and wired

Repetition of the phrase "Weird, waxed, and wired" for emphasis on the peculiar, polished, and stimulated state.

Weird, waxed, and wired

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Weird, waxed, and wired

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