Diamonds Make Babies
Sparkling Surprises: The Unforeseen Journey of Love and Diamonds
Lyrics
Yeah man, that sure is one big old rock
Acknowledging the large size of the engagement ring.
It takes up half of that velvet box
Describing the significant space the ring occupies in its box.
I know you’ve given this a lot of thought
Recognizing the careful consideration put into the engagement.
You’re gonna get a ‘yes’ for sure
Expressing confidence that the proposal will be accepted.
That thing is more than just a simple stone
Highlighting that the ring is more than a mere gemstone.
It’s got some crazy powers all its own
Suggesting the ring possesses unique and powerful qualities.
Something will happen when she slips it on
Anticipating a transformative event when the woman wears the ring.
They never tell ya at the jewelry store
Commenting on the undisclosed effects of the ring.
Yep, diamonds make babies
Asserting that the presence of diamonds leads to having children.
And babies make mammas
Explaining the progression from diamonds to babies to mothers.
And mammas make daddies make changes they don’t always wanna
Noting that fathers undergo changes due to their children.
I know that you love her
Acknowledging love for the woman receiving the ring.
She’s one special lady
Complimenting the woman as a special individual.
But I’m warning you brother
Cautioning the person proposing about impending changes.
Yep, diamonds make babies
Reiterating the idea that diamonds lead to having children.
You’ll talk about it on the honeymoon
Predicting discussions about family planning during the honeymoon.
You’ll both agree that it’s way too soon
Suggesting an initial consensus that it's too early for children.
Next thing you know she’s seein’ pink and blue
Imagining the woman starting to see potential baby colors.
Everywhere she goes
Indicating the woman's heightened awareness of baby-related things.
Yep, diamonds make babies
Reaffirming the idea that diamonds lead to having children.
And babies make mammas
Reiterating the impact of diamonds on family dynamics.
And mammas make daddies make changes they don’t always wanna
Emphasizing the changes fathers undergo due to their children.
I know that you love her
Reassuring the love for the woman despite potential challenges.
She’s one special lady
Affirming the woman's unique and special qualities.
But I’m warning you brother
Warning the person proposing about the forthcoming changes.
Yep, diamonds make babies
Restating the concept that diamonds lead to having children.
Oh, yes they do
Reaffirming the positive impact of diamonds on family creation.
Yep, diamonds make babies
Reiterating the idea that diamonds lead to having children.
And babies make mammas
Stating the transformative impact of babies on family dynamics.
And mammas make daddies make changes they don’t always wanna
Emphasizing the changes fathers undergo due to their children.
I know that you love her
Reaffirming the enduring love for the woman.
She’s one special lady
Complimenting the woman's unique and special qualities.
But I’m warning you brother
Issuing a cautionary message about the challenges ahead.
Yep, diamonds make babies
Confirming the concept that diamonds lead to having children.
Mmm, I know this sounds crazy
Acknowledging the seemingly unconventional idea that diamonds influence childbirth.
But diamonds make babies
Repeating the notion that diamonds lead to having children.
Oh, good luck bro
Wishing good luck to the person proposing.
It’s gonna be great
Expressing optimism about the future journey of parenthood.
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