Don't Be An Asshole
Choose Kindness: Embrace the Message of 'Don't Be An Asshole' by Doghouse Rose
Lyrics
You can be an asshole if you want to
You have the choice to behave in a rude and unpleasant manner.
You can be a dickhead nothing's stopping you
There's nothing preventing you from being obnoxious or unpleasant.
A goddamn son of a bitch
A strong expression to describe someone contemptuously as a troublesome person.
A mother fucking piece of shit
An intense derogatory term implying extreme disapproval of an individual.
But why would you want to
Raising the question of why someone would choose to behave negatively.
Was on the road the other day
Describing a specific incident while driving where another person showed disrespect.
This dude didn't even look my way
A situation where someone ignored the speaker on the road.
Before he swerved into my lane
Details about the person's reckless driving behavior, causing frustration for the speaker.
Gave me the finger and honked
The other driver made a rude gesture and honked the horn.
Was at timmies in the line
A different incident at a Tim Hortons, describing an encounter with a complaining individual.
And this dude all he did was whine
A person at Tim Hortons complaining without reason.
He said I'd like to speak to the manager
The complaining person wants to speak to the manager.
What do you mean there's no manager
A response suggesting there is no manager available, perhaps highlighting the trivial nature of the complaint.
There was no hash brown in my wrap
A specific complaint about the absence of a hash brown in the speaker's food order.
Life will be better if you're not an asshole
An assertion that life would be more pleasant if people avoid being unpleasant.
People will like you if you're not an asshole
Suggesting that being kind and respectful will lead to positive relationships with others.
Someone might fuck you if you're not an asshole
Humorous expression indicating potential romantic success if one behaves well.
So don't be an asshole
A direct plea or advice to refrain from being unpleasant.
Don't be an asshole
Reiteration of the advice not to be an unpleasant person.
Don't be a butthole
A humorous variation, reiterating the advice using a different slang term.
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