Lyrics
I want you to tell me how I keep myself out of Hell's reach
I want insight on how to keep myself away from Hell's grasp
Crushin' whole hordes with an army at Helm's Deep
Defeating large groups with an army at Helm's Deep
Spit stain, this is Int's way
Expressing a style associated with intelligence (Intelligence's way)
I'm searching for first light on the fifth day
Seeking the first light on the fifth day
Plus my delay has got a little captcha
Experiencing a delay with a captcha-like obstacle
For Gandalf the Gray to bring life rapture
Waiting for Gandalf the Gray to bring a joyful experience
Shire-retired, this is my pasture
Retired in a peaceful place, likened to a pasture in the Shire
If you didn't catch it then rewind faster
Encouraging the listener to rewind quickly if they missed something
Separate words from the sentence itself
Ability to extract individual words from a sentence
I pack double meanings like bread from the elves
Packing multiple meanings into words, like the bread made by elves
Arrested development, See what I mean
Reference to hindered growth, illustrating a point
My hydrogen element separates the Fellowship
Hydrogen element symbolizing separation of the Fellowship
A long way from home, the measurement's evident
Being far from home, with the evidence of the journey apparent
The carrier's barriers impress the impediment
Barriers carried impressively, hindering progress
See what I'm saying; hear for three cheers
Emphasizing a point and asking for acknowledgment
They ransacked the forest, peers of Treebeard
Forest invaded by peers of Treebeard
The ultimate warrior; trust that I'm marching on
Asserting oneself as the ultimate warrior, confidently marching forward
Body slam Bilbo, suplex Saruman
Physically overpowering characters from the Lord of the Rings
Western riders passed the black gate
Traveling beyond the black gate in the west
But can't find their way through the path of that maze
Difficulty navigating through a maze-like path
Never been foolish, true until the fall
Not foolish, true until a downfall
One (Brings), one (King), one ring to rule 'em all
Referencing the iconic "One Ring" and its power to control all
Nah, not me; Check your scorecard
Denying personal involvement; suggesting a review of achievements
Twelve elven rangers sniping your force hard
Twelve skilled elven rangers targeting the enemy
I, floorboard a warlord
Acting as a powerful force against a warlord
With plenty of more swords stored up at Sourceforge
Having numerous swords stored, possibly in a coding context (Sourceforge)
Long walk, signed for a short tour
Embarking on a lengthy journey for a short-lived tour
Return of the king, army from the north shore
Return of a powerful leader with an army from the north shore
Scorch the corridor
Causing destruction along the corridor
With more force for the orcish horde to torture Mordor
Increasing force against the orcish horde, tormenting Mordor
Plant you in Middle-Earth, coming from the balcony
Placing someone in Middle-Earth, metaphorically from a balcony
When I piledrive you up from the fourth floor
Physically confronting and overpowering from a higher position
The eye of Sauron checks us for the nexus
Sauron's vigilant gaze examining for connections
The string behind the ring that barely holds the necklace
The fragile connection holding the ring's power and a necklace
My death penalty is wreckless
Acting recklessly, facing consequences resembling a death penalty
From the Shire to Gondor, Rohan, and Texas
Covering a vast geographical span from the Shire to Gondor, Rohan, and Texas
My guess is excess
Speculating on an excessive or extravagant outcome
Never tell forbidden Hell to repel the elves' temptress
Advising against revealing forbidden desires to avoid tempting elves
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