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And now, the Egg Storms
Introduction to the Egg Storms
Wood Fired Pizza?
Rhetorical question about Wood Fired Pizza
How's pizza gonna get a job now?
Expressing concern about pizza finding employment
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Pizza had a pretty hard life growing up
Highlighting the challenges in Pizza's life
He worked tirelessly six days a week at eight to ten hours per shift
Describing Pizza's hard work schedule
And for a minor inconvenience, the boss, decided to go and fire wood fired pizza
Narrating how Wood Fired Pizza was fired for a minor issue
The boss' last name was Wood for, professional reasons
Revealing the boss's last name and a play on words
And, he claimed that uh, the rivalry next door, shrimp, who uh had his famous fried rice was uh, starting to go and take a bit more of competition and couldn't really be paying all of his workers
Explaining the boss's claim about competition from shrimp fried rice
So uh, sadly pizza needed to be laid off
Announcing Pizza's unfortunate layoff
You know what, piano solo
Transition to a piano solo
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You know pizza also had two kids
Revealing Pizza's family situation with two kids
Pepperoni and, and cheese
Naming Pizza's children as Pepperoni and Cheese
And uh, y'know, he was the only real breadwinner, if you will
Highlighting Pizza's role as the main provider
So you know what they he did?
Describing Pizza's decision to start his own pizza place
He decided to make his own pizza place
Explaining Pizza's venture into selling and flipping hamburgers
Sellin' and flippin' hamburgers
Emphasizing the location on the same block
Right on the same block, so to catch people up to speed it's been uh
Setting the context of the competition between shrimp fried rice and wood fired pizza
Shrimp fried rice, wood fired pizza, and uh pizza's hamburger joint
Summarizing the establishments on the block
And just so happens he swept the competition
Indicating Pizza's success in outperforming Wood's pizza shop
Closed down Wood's pizza shop
Announcing the closure of Wood's pizza shop
And started a collab with uh shrimp fried rice
Revealing Pizza's collaboration with shrimp fried rice
Bass solo
Transition to a bass solo
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Ellipsis indicating a pause or transition
Even with Pizza's successful job flippin' hamburgers, it still wasn't enough to cover the medical bill
Despite Pizza's successful hamburger business, it wasn't enough to cover medical expenses
The medical bill was a little too much for when uh, Timmy got, fell from the playground
Explaining the reason for the overwhelming medical bill related to Timmy's playground accident
But, we will all remember Pizza and his successful story
Reflecting on Pizza's legacy and success despite challenges
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