Benny's Coming Home on Saturday

Homecoming Joy: Benny's Return Unleashes Culinary Delights
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Lyrics

Make with the roast beef

Prepare roast beef

Make with the gravy

Prepare gravy

Make with the shortcake

Prepare shortcake

'Cause Benny's comin' home on Saturday

Benny is returning home on Saturday


Make with the clean sheets

Provide clean sheets

Make with the soft bed

Prepare a soft bed

Make with the hot bath

Prepare a hot bath

'Cause Benny's comin' home on Saturday

Benny is coming home on Saturday


Omit the beans, cancel the hash

Don't serve beans, cancel the hash

'Cause Benny had a-plenty of that

Benny had enough of that food

Delete the Spam, evade the stew

Avoid Spam, dodge the stew

Benny may be skinny, but he's gonna be fat

Even though Benny may be thin, he's going to become fat


Call up the girlfriends

Contact the girlfriends

Make with the party

Prepare for a party

Spread with the good news

Share the good news

'Cause Benny's comin' home on Saturday

Benny is returning home on Saturday


Omit the beans, cancel the hash

Don't serve beans, cancel the hash

'Cause Benny had a-plenty of that

Benny had enough of that food

Delete the Spam, evade the stew

Avoid Spam, dodge the stew

Benny may be skinny, but he's gonna be fat

Even though Benny may be thin, he's going to become fat


Call up the girlfriends

Contact the girlfriends

Make with the party

Prepare for a party

Spread with the good news

Share the good news

'Cause Benny's comin' home on Saturday

Benny is returning home on Saturday

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