Combat Chuck

Combat Chuck: A Real-Life Superhero Inspired by Faith
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Lyrics

A real life superhero. He's got

A real life superhero. He possesses the Holy Ghost.

the Holy Ghost. He's either

He is consistently either praising Jesus or engaging in everyday activities like making toast.

praising Jesus, or he's making

Highlights his dedication to Jesus in various aspects of life.

toast. Ain't got no superpowers,

Emphasizes that he lacks traditional superhero qualities like superpowers or a giant brain.

ain't got no giant brain, but he

Despite lacking superhuman abilities, he is willing to assist others if they call his name.

would try and help you, if he

Expresses his readiness to help by responding to a call for assistance.

heard you call his name. There's

Introduces the idea of kids in trouble, setting the stage for his helpful actions.

some kids there in some trouble,

Describes the situation of kids in trouble, possibly emphasizing the urgency of the need.

need a Pepsi on the double. then

Humorously suggests that the kids need a Pepsi urgently.

he shouts, not so quiet, "Would

He loudly offers a choice between regular or diet Pepsi, adding a humorous touch.

you like regular or diet?" Found

Reflects his immediate and vocal response to the situation.

a campsite for some kids, by the

Narrates an instance where he found a campsite for kids near the stage, indicating his helpful nature.

stage is what he did. People ask

Explains the proactive action of setting up a campsite for kids.

why he's so nice, he wants to be

Addresses the question of why he is so nice, attributing it to his desire to emulate Jesus Christ.

like Jesus Christ.

Reiterates his aspiration to be like Jesus Christ in his actions and kindness.


Whenever you're in trouble,

States that Combat Chuck is available to help whenever someone is in trouble.

whenever you're in need,

Reiterates Combat Chuck's readiness to assist whenever there is a need.

Combat Chuck will help you, he

Reaffirms Combat Chuck's commitment to helping, emphasizing his almost superhuman speed.

nearly runs with speed. he's on

Describes Combat Chuck's dedication to swiftly helping people in need.

the ball to save the masses, got

Highlights Combat Chuck's proactive stance in saving the masses.

some thick old horn-rimmed

Describes Combat Chuck's distinctive glasses, adding a physical detail to his character.

glasses. his head is bald, he

Details Combat Chuck's bald head, emphasizing his commitment to his superhero role.

shaved it shiny. Kicks the devil

Uses humor to depict Combat Chuck's action of kicking the devil, showcasing his dedication to good.

in his hiney. People ask why

Addresses the recurring question of why Combat Chuck is so nice, again linking it to his desire to emulate Jesus Christ.

he's so nice, he wants to be like

Reiterates Combat Chuck's goal of emulating the kindness and goodness of Jesus Christ.

Jesus Christ.

Concludes the lyrics by emphasizing Combat Chuck's aspiration to be like Jesus Christ.

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