Simon Belmont Vs. Rick Grimes
Sheriff Showdown: Grimes vs. Belmont in Undead Rap Battle
Lyrics
Coming out from the woodwork, it's sheriff Rick Grimes
Introducing Sheriff Rick Grimes emerging from obscurity.
Seen enough infected bodies to know about sick rhymes
Having witnessed many infected individuals, he's knowledgeable about impressive rap lyrics.
I've popped off on walkers and thugs on the frenzy
He has dealt with both zombies and criminals in chaotic situations.
And now I'll fire off this zombie from the N-Team
Now he's prepared to take down this specific zombie representing the N-Team.
AMC's packing seats, this emcee's packing heat
Referencing AMC (network) and asserting his prowess as an emcee with significant firepower.
Stacking beef to slash the beat on Castlevania's tragedy
Preparing to attack the beat symbolizing Castlevania's tragic history by stacking verses against it.
Cuz Rick's got a trick shot for this plot, so piss off
Confident in his ability to counteract this rap battle's storyline; dismissing the opponent.
I see Barbie and He-Man sent their son to go hip hop
Making a comparison to popular fictional characters' offspring entering the hip hop scene.
I'm faithful to my squad, Belmonts ain't even near it
Expressing loyalty to his group while belittling the Belmonts' commitment.
You're outclassed by your granddaddy when it comes to team spirit
Indicating superiority in team unity compared to Simon Belmont's lineage.
I'll die with my loved ones, while you rot on the NES
Asserting he would face death with his loved ones, contrasting Simon Belmont's virtual presence on an outdated gaming console.
You can't boss me around kid, this ain't Simon Says
Refusing to be commanded, making a reference to the game "Simon Says."
That crew won't trust you without a gun safe
Implying a lack of trust in the opponent's crew without proper firearms safety.
There's no "I" in team, same goes for your son's face
Highlighting the importance of teamwork by referencing Simon Belmont's son.
You rain blood on the bible, those sins are unforgettable
Criticizing Rick Grimes for the violence and guilt he carries, comparing it to unforgivable sins.
Here, you would spend the rest of your life in a confessional
Suggesting a need for confession and repentance for his actions in a hypothetical setting.
Let me give you some posts for your apocalypse, Grimes!
Offering advice or ideas for survival in an apocalyptic scenario.
I'm putting bookmarks in your mind, like your son smoking your wife
Symbolically leaving lasting impressions on Rick's mind similar to traumatic memories of his son and wife.
The way you scream at your friends and kick them out, you'll be next
Predicting Rick's fate based on his behavior towards friends.
I'll cross you out like the way walkers crossed out your ex
Threatening to eliminate Rick in a manner similar to how walkers eliminated his ex.
Go adopt another spinoff like it was your step daughter
Suggesting Rick should explore additional spinoff content as if adopting another child.
You're dragging your plot on so much, you turn your watchers into Walkers
Criticizing the pacing of Rick's storyline, likening viewers' transformation to zombies due to prolonged storytelling.
And calling more cops wouldn't make the gore stop
Sarcastically suggesting that more law enforcement wouldn't stop the gore in Rick's narrative.
I'm gonna whip through this pig and get myself a pork chop
Expressing a desire to defeat Rick (represented as a pig) and gain a victory (pork chop).
Enjoy your last quest, soon you'll be left behind
Implying Rick's impending demise or irrelevance in the future.
No wonder a series with Dracula got sucked dry
Criticizing the decline or exhaustion of content related to Dracula in Rick's series.
You don't clap foes in Smash Bros, you're off the trail
Highlighting Rick's inability to defeat opponents in a popular video game series.
Your final smash could barely even quake the Richter scale
Diminishing the impact of Rick's ultimate move by comparing it to a low-scale event.
My kill count stacks a whole evolution of beasts
Boasting about a significant count of kills compared to Rick's accomplishments.
You'd barely hold your own against a bunch of rotten meat
Belittling Rick's capability in combat by comparing it to struggling against weak opponents.
Now Simon's Quest is finished, I won't hear more from this sinner
Declaring the end of Simon's Quest or the argument and refusing to engage further with Rick.
The tables have turned for another final dinner
Suggesting a reversal in the situation, with the tables turned against Rick for a final showdown.
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