Honkiest of Tonkers
Honkiest of Tonkers: Unleashed Truths and Cowboy Swagger
Lyrics
I won't tell you no lie, all I speak is the truth
I consistently tell the truth, and I won't deceive you.
Only square thing about me is the toe on these boots
The only traditional or conservative aspect of me is the tip of my boots.
Ain't too much I ain't heard, even less I ain't seen
I have experienced a lot, and there's very little that I haven't witnessed.
I Ain't got no grey hair but padna' I ain't green
Despite not having gray hair, I am not inexperienced or naive.
I'm a high headed unleaded Tony Llama stompa
I am a confident and proud wearer of Tony Llama boots.
Man of the people, the Honkiest of Tonkers
I am a charismatic and popular person, the ultimate country enthusiast.
Well if you see me comin' you should follow my lead
If you notice my approach, you should imitate my actions.
If you see me goin better pack up and leave
If you witness me leaving, it's advisable to evacuate the area.
I got places to go, ladies to see
I have commitments and people to meet, a busy and fulfilling life.
I got everything they want and nothin' they need
I possess everything desired by others but nothing essential for them.
My Mammy and my Pappy think I gone plain bonkers
My parents believe I've become eccentric or crazy.
Too late now Maw I'm the Honkiest of Tonkers
It's too late for my mother to worry; I am wholeheartedly devoted to the country lifestyle.
Well I've been ropin' the clouds I been riding the rain
I've faced challenges and conquered them, metaphorically expressed as roping clouds and riding rain.
And I spurred 'em so hard they started droppin' my name
I've achieved recognition and fame through my bold actions.
Let me tell you a secret sugar, just between us
A confidential message to someone special: I am resilient and formidable.
I'm tougher than Woodrow and Slicker than Gus
I am tougher than Woodrow and slicker (more skillful) than Gus.
I'm a high headed, unleaded snaffle bit chompa
I am an assertive and confident user of a snaffle bit, staying true to my country roots.
Man of the people, the Honkiest of Tonkers
Reiteration of being a charismatic and popular country enthusiast.
I'm six feet three inches of Tony Llama stompa
I am a tall and proud wearer of Tony Llama boots.
Too late now I'm the Honkiest of Tonkers
It's too late to change; I am wholeheartedly committed to the country lifestyle.
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