My Idea Of Fun
Unveiling the Night: Gemma Rogers' Spirited Journey Through Love and Libations
Lyrics
Night before the night to come I turn down drink and others
Night before the anticipated event, I abstain from drinking and socializing.
Feeling smug on Saturday surprise call from my brother
Feeling self-satisfied on Saturday when unexpectedly contacted by my brother.
Tom’s like yo b back in town, "what the frig is up?"
Tom is surprised by my change in behavior and questions me about it.
I turn down linking in the pub strictly water in my cup
Declining to meet at the pub and opting for water, focusing on personal change.
Trying to make a change you see for body, mind and soul
Attempting a transformation for my physical, mental, and spiritual well-being.
He goes quiet, line goes dead. “See you down the rat hole!"
Tom's response is abrupt, ending the conversation negatively.
It’s not really my thinking to be doing daytime drinking
It's not my habit to drink during the day.
Mainlining lime juice to stop myself from sinking
Drinking lime juice intensively to avoid feeling low.
How am I in this grot bag pub, its only two o’clock
Reflecting on being in an unpleasant pub environment in the early afternoon.
My fella went and dumped me, my brothers mates are cocks
Experiencing a breakup and not enjoying the company of brother's friends.
Sip and sink an orange juice to get me in the mood
Consuming orange juice to lift my spirits, despite having a bad time.
Having a really rubbish time- where are all the charming dudes?
Feeling disappointed by the lack of interesting and attractive men around.
(Instrumental break - no lyrics)
This is going to be tough.....
Anticipation of a challenging situation.
chorus
(Chorus - repeated lyrics)
My idea of fun, is a little shot of rum. That’s my idea of fun
Expressing that drinking a small amount of rum is enjoyable.
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(Continuation of chorus - repeated lyrics)
I realise there and then sobriety's doing me no favours
Realizing that sobriety isn't beneficial in the current situation.
When in walks this tall dark fitness munching on some quavers
Noticing an attractive, fit person entering while eating snacks.
My eyes they follow him to the bar I’m feeling like a stalker
Feeling drawn to observe the attractive person's movements.
Toned ripped arms lean into barmaid he orders a Johnny Walker
Observing the attractive person ordering a specific drink at the bar.
Turning to our table and saluting growls jar
Noticing the person acknowledging and greeting our table.
Sexy Dublin accent knew i wasn’t going far
Noting the appealing accent of the person from Dublin.
I’ll have a Mount Gay on the rocks please, can you make it a double?
Ordering a specific drink, anticipating potential trouble or complications.
The fit bloke slid it over, I knew there might be trouble
Receiving the drink from the attractive person, realizing potential trouble.
Him and Tom are catching up the banter is well fresh
Engaging in lively conversation with the person and Tom, improving the day.
Rounds are coming, days improving. I am getting mashed
Drinks are being ordered, and the day is becoming more enjoyable.
pre
(Instrumental break - no lyrics)
Because if I’m honest.. really really honest!
Admitting truthfully to oneself.
chorus
(Chorus - repeated lyrics)
My idea of fun, is half a bottle of fun. That’s my idea of fun
Expressing that enjoying half a bottle of alcohol is considered fun.
3
(Continuation of chorus - repeated lyrics)
Sitting down our knees do touch there are feelings in my belly
Feeling a physical connection when seated close to the attractive person.
Jump up to check face in bogs my legs they feel like jelly
Feeling shaky and nervous, checking appearance in the restroom mirror.
returning says to me, "Your bros quickly nipped back home."
Realizing that the brother has left, leaving us alone.
oh dear I purr into his ear, he’s left us on our own
Reacting with concern that brother has departed, leaving us by ourselves.
A song comes on I stand to dance and let myself get physical
Standing up to dance, allowing myself to become more physical.
Look at him he’s watching me his auras looking mythical
Noticing the attractive person watching me, feeling a unique vibe.
Me and him are face to face the bass is getting dirty
Face-to-face with the attractive person, feeling the music intensify.
He totally wants to snog me this is feeling pretty flirty...
Sensing a strong desire from the person for physical intimacy.
It’s up to me to make the moves I really think I oughta
Feeling responsible for initiating romantic advances.
He stands there looking weird and stuff and proffers me the water
The person offers water instead of engaging in intimate behavior.
chorus
(Chorus - repeated lyrics)
My idea of fun, is a whole bottle of rum. That’s my idea of fun
Stating that a whole bottle of rum represents the peak of enjoyment.
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