If God Met You
Navigating Love's Complexities: If God Met You
Lyrics
Honey, I'm home get your sweet thing over here
Husband arrives home and asks his wife to come to him.
I'm ready for a backrub but first bring me a beer
Expresses readiness for a backrub but requests a beer first.
Well, you wish I'd let you get a job, well, you just keep right on a-wishin'
Dismisses the idea of the wife getting a job, asserting traditional gender roles.
You know a woman's place is in the bedroom or the kitchen.
Asserts that a woman's place is in the bedroom or kitchen, reinforcing traditional gender stereotypes.
If god met you she wouldn't like you, oh come on
Suggests that if God met the person being addressed, God wouldn't like them.
Five minutes of your bull and she'd unleash her wrath
Implies that the person's behavior would provoke God's disapproval and anger.
When you mouthed off she wouldn't like you, uh ha
God wouldn't like the person when they speak disrespectfully.
She'd forget she's a lady and just kick your macho, um um um, huh uh
Anticipates that God would forget her divine nature and respond physically to the person's disrespectful behavior.
If god met you she wouldn't like you. it wasn't like that at all now.
Reiterates that God wouldn't like the person, denying any positive aspect to the relationship.
You just won't believe all that's happened to me at work, like what George
Describes negative experiences at work, including losing a promised job to a woman.
That former job they promised me, well, they gave it to a skirt, haha
Derisively refers to a female colleague who got the job as a "skirt."
She's a college educated oh but that don't make a thing, like it now
Downplays the significance of the woman's education, suggesting it doesn't matter.
'Cause there's no woman smart enough to boss around a man. huh
Asserts that no woman is smart enough to boss around a man, reinforcing gender stereotypes.
If god met you she wouldn't like you, I don't believe that at all
Repeats the idea that God wouldn't like the person.
Five minutes of your bull (you can't make me) and she'd unleash her wrath
Reiterates that the person's behavior would anger God.
When you mouthed off she wouldn't like you, oh she's ain't like that
God wouldn't like the person when they speak disrespectfully.
She'd forget she's a lady and just kick your macho, look out, um um um
Anticipates a physical response from God due to disrespectful behavior.
If god met you she wouldn't like you. it wasn't like that at all now.
Denies any positive aspect to the relationship with God.
If god met you she wouldn't like you, I can make any woman like me now
Repeats the idea that God wouldn't like the person but expresses confidence in making any woman like him.
Five minute s of your bull and she'd unleash her wrath
Reiterates the expectation of God's disapproval and anger.
When you mouthed off she wouldn't like you, oh my goodness
God wouldn't like the person when they speak disrespectfully.
She'd forget she's a lady and just kick your macho, look out, um, um um
Anticipates a physical response from God due to disrespectful behavior.
If god met you she wouldn't like you. I don't believe that
Repeats the idea that God wouldn't like the person, expressing doubt in the possibility of a positive relationship.
If god met you she wouldn't like you. huh uh
Reiterates the belief that God wouldn't like the person.
Well Tammy I'm gonna tell him not to like you either
The speaker, Tammy, is mentioned, expressing the intention to inform God not to like her either.
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