Big Bright Green Pleasure Machine
Escape the Grind: Embrace Joy with a Big Bright Green Pleasure Machine
Lyrics
Do people have a tendency to dump on you?
Asking if people tend to criticize or mistreat you.
Does your group have more cavities than theirs?
Comparing the dental health of your group unfavorably to others.
Do all the hippies seem to get the jump on you?
Feeling like you're behind others in embracing a certain lifestyle or movement (hippies).
Do you sleep alone when others sleep in pairs?
Highlighting loneliness by contrasting your solitary sleep with others sleeping together.
Well, there's no need to complain
Encouraging not to complain.
We'll eliminate your pain
Offering to alleviate your pain.
We can neutralize your brain
Suggesting a way to clear or reset your mind.
You'll feel just fine
Assuring that you'll feel better.
Now
Emphasizing the current moment.
Buy a big bright green pleasure machine
Promoting the purchase of a pleasure-inducing machine.
Do figures of authority just shoot you down?
Questioning if authority figures often reject or undermine you.
Is life within the business world a drag?
Describing life in the corporate world as unpleasant.
Did your boss just mention that you'd better shop around
Suggesting finding a better opportunity or situation.
To find yourself a more productive bag?
Feeling anxious and unable to relax.
Are you worried and distressed?
Proposing a solution to your worries.
Can't seem to get no rest?
Encouraging to test their product to find relief.
Put our product to the test
Assuring that it will lead to feeling better.
You'll feel just fine
Emphasizing the present moment again.
Now
Promoting the purchase of the pleasure machine once more.
Buy a big bright green pleasure machine
Empty line, no specific meaning.
You better hurry up and order one
Urging to quickly buy the machine due to limited stock.
Our limited supply is very nearly gone
Highlighting the scarcity of the product.
Do you nervously await the blows of cruel fate?
Expressing anxiety about impending misfortunes.
Do your checks bounce higher than a rubber ball?
Referring to financial difficulties with checks bouncing.
Are you worried 'cause your girlfriend's just a little late?
Worrying about a late arrival of a partner.
Are you looking for a way to chuck it all?
Considering ways to escape from current circumstances.
We can end your daily strife
Promising to end daily struggles with their product.
At a reasonable price
Emphasizing affordability.
You've seen it advertised in Life
Referencing the product's advertisement in a prominent magazine.
You'll feel just fine
Assuring a positive change in feelings upon using the product.
Now
Emphasizing the present moment for taking action.
Buy a big bright green pleasure machine (pleasure machine)
Encouraging once more to purchase the pleasure machine.
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