Johnny And The Cola Guy
Johnny's Struggle: A Tale of Choices and Consequences
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Johnny and the Cola guy
Introducing the characters Johnny and the Cola guy.
Johnny is a good boy he got a good job
Johnny is depicted as a good person with a stable job.
He loves his girl and his teeth are strong
Johnny loves his girlfriend, and his dental health is strong.
Every day walking on down the street
Johnny walks down the street every day.
The Cola guy wait him with a bag of weed
The Cola guy offers Johnny a bag of weed.
And then the Cola guy said
The Cola guy speaks.
The Cola guy said it's time to leave
The Cola guy suggests it's time to leave due to boredom and lack of weed.
This place is boring and we're out of weed
Expressing the need to return to the "funk machine" and advising Johnny to say goodbye quietly.
We need to go back to the funk machine
Highlighting the desire to go back to a more exciting place.
So say goodbye and don't make a scene
Instructing Johnny to say goodbye without causing a scene.
Johnny said no i'm not going back
Johnny refuses to go back, expressing love for his woman and the current place.
I love this woman and i like this place
Reiterating Johnny's affection for his woman and current surroundings.
Cola said fine but it's a waste of time
Cola guy acknowledges Johnny's decision but sees it as a waste of time.
And then he shot his girlfriend with the boobie gun
Dramatic turn: Cola guy shoots Johnny's girlfriend with a "boobie gun."
Johnny is a good boy
Repetition emphasizing Johnny as a good boy, some with added explicit language.
Johnny is a good boy
-Johnny
-Johnny is a good boy
-Johnny is a good boy
-Johnny
-Johnny is a good boy
-Johnny is a motherfucking good boy
-Johnny is a good boy
-Johnny is a good boy
-Johnny
-Johnny is a good boy
-Johnny is a good boy
-Johnny
-Johnny is a good boy
-Johnny is a good boy
-Johnny
-Johnny is a good boy
-Johnny is a motherfucking good boy
-Johnny is a good boy
-Johnny is a good boy
-Johnny
Final repetition of Johnny's goodness.
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