Bruce Lee Vs. The Kiss Army
Kung Fu Showdown: Guttermouth's Martial Mayhem with Rock Legends
Lyrics
So, you think you're kung fu's pretty good, eh?
Challenging someone's proficiency in kung fu.
I want to fight your brother
Expressing a desire to fight the person's brother.
Him, against me
Proposing a one-on-one kung fu battle between the speaker and the brother.
Let's kung fu!!
Encouraging the initiation of the kung fu fight.
The smoke is clearing you can see
Describing the aftermath of a fight where the smoke is clearing.
Peter and Paul Stanley
Mentioning individuals, likely referencing Peter Criss and Paul Stanley of KISS.
Kareem and Bruce they've made a truce
Suggesting a truce between Kareem Abdul-Jabbar and Bruce Lee.
While Ace and Gene took PCP
Indicating that Ace Frehley and Gene Simmons are under the influence of PCP.
A flying kick right through the air
Describing a flying kick during the fight.
His foot got stuck in Peter's hair
Comic description of an incident where a foot gets stuck in Peter's hair.
Ace and Gene took on Kareem
Reporting a confrontation between Ace, Gene, and Kareem.
But slipped and fell in afro sheen
Humorous description of Ace and Gene slipping in afro sheen.
Then Bruce yelled out "Oh Boy"
Bruce Lee's exclamation during the fight.
I think he meant "La Choy"
Humorous misinterpretation of Bruce's exclamation.
Kareem and Bruce don't miss when throwing stars at KISS
Indicating that Kareem and Bruce are accurate when throwing stars at KISS members.
Gene now has a shorter tongue
Noting a change in Gene Simmons' tongue length.
They should have used their love gun
Suggesting a humorous alternative solution for the conflict.
Gene and Ace escaped today
Reporting Gene and Ace escaping from the fight.
They'll live to fight another day
Expressing that they will live to fight another day.
Oh, oh my god
Expressing surprise or shock.
Ancient Chinese secret sent by Buddha
Mentioning an ancient Chinese secret sent by Buddha.
Blah...
Indicating a dismissive or uninterested response.
Bruce and Kareem out shooting baskets for two points.
Reporting Bruce Lee and Kareem Abdul-Jabbar engaging in a different activity (shooting baskets).
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