Musical Monkey
Punk's Puppet Master: Unveiling the Rebel Truth
Lyrics
I've got a fanzine
I publish a fanzine
So I should know
Implying expertise due to fanzine involvement
Everything bout every band
Claiming knowledge about every band
I turned punk 2 years ago
Declared adoption of punk lifestyle two years prior
I tell my subjects
Addressing others as "subjects," asserting authority
I'm d.i.y.
Identifying as DIY (Do It Yourself)
I'll your band a sellout
Accusing bands of being sellouts
& I'll tell convienient lies
Willing to tell convenient lies to support the narrative
I've got a lot of staples
Having a lot of staples (possibly referring to the fanzine)
And to much....
Excessive something (not specified)
Time to trash a band
Expressing a desire to criticize a band
They fucking blow
Strongly disliking a band
Since I wasn't on the list
Feeling excluded from a show because not on the list
I didn't make the show oh well
Accepting the situation of not making it to the show
No major labels
Rejecting major labels, except for Bad Religion
They really suck
Expressing disdain for major labels
Except for bad religion
An exception made for Bad Religion
Can't get their sticker of my truck
Having difficulty removing a sticker from the truck
Got my own agenda
Claiming to have a personal agenda and the ability to set rules
I write the rules
Willing to use mom's money to achieve goals
I'll use my moms cash
Suggesting secrecy or ambiguity in actions
Nobody knows
Questioning the truthfulness of statements
Are you calling me a liar
Challenging the accusation of lying
Yeah my story has some holes
Admitting that the story has inconsistencies
I'll start a label
Expressing the intent to start a label
Rip of the bands
Planning to rip off other bands
I will liberate the punk scene
Claiming to liberate the punk scene as part of a master plan
Just part of my master plan
Indicating a calculated approach to actions
If it's in my zine
Asserting that information in the fanzine is accurate
It must be true
Challenging others who question the accuracy
Who told you I'm always crying
Responding to accusations of crying due to legal issues
Just because I'm getting sued
Admitting to facing legal consequences
That guys an asshole
Labeling someone as an asshole
That bands on ludes
Claiming that a band is on drugs
I guess my little fanzine
Comparing the fanzine to sensationalized news
Is like the weekly world news
Implies the sensationalized nature of the fanzine's content
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