The Conspiracy Theorist
Unraveling Truths: A Conspiracy Theorist's Anthem
Lyrics
I'm a skeptic of every single thing
I approach everything with skepticism
I don't believe a word they say,
I distrust what others say, whether written, spoken, or sung
Write or chant or sing
Questioning the simplicity of their worldview
Their simple worlds are hanging by a string
Their world is fragile and precarious
Perhaps you need my super brilliant mind
Suggesting the need for a highly intelligent mind like mine
To look upon the world they show you (and) question what you find
To critically examine and doubt the presented world
So few are we who read between the lines
Highlighting the rarity of those who read between the lines
And find that Saturn isn't round
Casting doubt on commonly accepted facts, like the roundness of Saturn
and Elvis built the pyramids the first time he came down
Suggesting unconventional beliefs, such as Elvis building pyramids
I don't know how i don't know why
Expressing uncertainty about certain things
But strange things keep occurring
Strange events keep happening
And that's a fact you can't deny
An undeniable fact that strange things occur
Take, for instance, the moment when we met
Reflecting on a significant moment, possibly a romantic encounter
Not a cloud on starry sky, how perfect can it get
Describing a perfect moment with clear skies
for my entire world to pirouette?
Expressing the surreal feeling of the world spinning since that moment
Since that evening, know I have felt no pain
Claiming a pain-free existence since that special evening
And even when you're not around
Feeling emotionally affected even when the person is not present
You're driving me insane
Experiencing a heightened emotional state
'Cause satellites beam you into my brain
Suggesting a connection through satellites influencing thoughts
You know your smile can set me free
Acknowledging the liberating power of the person's smile
And it feels as though I'm dreaming every time you look at me
Feeling like being in a dream when looked at by the person
I don't know how I don't know why
Reiterating uncertainty about certain things
But government involvement
Asserting the undeniable presence of government involvement
Is a fact you can't deny
Emphasizing the certainty of government influence
They say the universe expands
Referencing the scientific concept of the universe expanding
In all directions seen from any given point in space
Casting doubt on the understanding of the universe's expansion
But what they don't understand is
Implies a personal interpretation of the universe's behavior
It's just trying to get away from me
Suggesting a personal connection with the universe's attempt to escape
Nobody ever stays
Highlighting the transient nature of relationships
And it's a fact you can't deny
Reaffirming the certainty of people not staying
(A fact you can't deny)
Emphasizing the repeated assertion of an undeniable fact
A fact you can't deny
-(A fact you can't deny)
-A fact you can't deny
-(A fact you can't deny)
Final repetition of the certainty that cannot be denied
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