All My Rowdy Friends Are Coming Over For Monday Night Football
Bachelor Man's Boisterous Bash: Hank's Hootenanny!
Lyrics
I got ketchup on my blue jeans
I accidentally spilled ketchup on my blue jeans.
I just burnt my hand
I just burned my hand.
Lord, it's hard to be a bachelor man
Expressing the challenges of being a single man.
I got girls that can cook
I have female companions who are skilled at cooking.
I got girls that can clean
I have female companions who are adept at cleaning.
I got girls that can do anything in between
I have versatile female companions who can do various things.
I gotta get ready, make everything right
Preparing for an event and ensuring everything is in order.
'cause all my rowdy friends
Referring to the singer's lively and enthusiastic friends.
Are comin' over tonight
They are coming over for a gathering tonight.
Do you wanna dance, hey do ya wanna party
Asking if someone wants to dance or join the party.
Hey, honey, this is ole Hank ready to
Addressing someone affectionately, signaling the start of the celebration.
Get the thing started
Expressing eagerness to kick off the festivities.
We cooked a pig in the ground
They have prepared a pig cooked in the ground for the occasion.
We got some beer on ice
There is beer ready to be served.
And all my rowdy friends
Reiterating the arrival of lively and boisterous friends.
Are coming over tonight
Confirming that the friends are indeed coming tonight.
Now my party pad is out in the woods
Describing the location of the party pad, situated in the woods.
It's a long, long way from here to Hollywood
Highlighting the distance from Hollywood to emphasize its remoteness.
But I got some natural queens
Mentioning attractive and genuine women on the dance floor.
Out on the floor
Referring to female dancers as natural queens.
And ole Miss Mississippi just
A specific individual, Miss Mississippi, has arrived at the party.
Walked through the door
Indicating her entrance through the door.
I got a little whirlpool just made for ten
There's a whirlpool designed for ten people.
And you can jump out, and you can jump in
Encouraging people to jump in and enjoy the whirlpool.
You can do anything that you wanna do
Emphasizing the freedom to do anything at the party.
But oh, don't you step on my cowboy boots
A request not to damage the singer's cowboy boots.
Do you wanna dance, hey do ya wanna party
Repeating the invitation to dance and join the party.
Hey, honey, this is ole Hank ready to
Reiterating the singer's readiness to kick off the celebration.
Get the thing started
Expressing enthusiasm for starting the festivities.
We cooked a pig in the ground
Confirmation of the pig being cooked in the ground.
We got some beer on ice
Confirming the availability of chilled beer.
And all my rowdy friends
Repeating the arrival of lively friends for the event.
Are coming over tonight
Reaffirming that the friends are coming over tonight.
Do you wanna dance, hey do ya wanna party
Repeating the invitation to dance and join the party.
Hey, honey, this is ole Hank ready to
Reiterating the singer's readiness to kick off the celebration.
Get the thing started
Expressing eagerness to start the festivities.
We cooked a pig in the ground
Confirmation of the pig being cooked in the ground.
We got some beer on ice
Confirming the availability of chilled beer.
And all my rowdy friends
Repeating the arrival of lively friends for the event.
Are coming over tonight
Reaffirming that the friends are coming over tonight.
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