Fax Me A Beer
Revolutionizing High-Tech Thirst: The Innovation of Faxing Beverages
Lyrics
Well here we are smack in the middle
Expressing the current time, "smack in the middle" of the 90s high tech age.
Of the 90's high tech age
Highlighting the advanced technology of the 90s.
We got lasers, cds, microchips
List of contemporary technologies: lasers, CDs, microchips, and fat-free products.
And fat free fat these days
Commenting on the prevalence of fat-free products in modern times.
Well that's all fine but I got a
Expressing discomfort with the rapid pace of change.
Mind that's changing to fast for me
Personal realization that the world is changing too quickly.
'Cause what I thought was new last
Reflecting on the transience of what is considered new.
Month this month is history
Highlighting the speed of technological obsolescence.
I got a brand new vcr, it's got 29
Introduction of a new VCR with numerous functions.
000 functions
Emphasizing the complexity of the VCR.
And I can't make the damn thing
Expressing frustration with the inability to operate the VCR.
Work so there goes Petticoat Junction
Mentioning the consequence of not being able to watch a specific TV show (Petticoat Junction).
That's when I got the best idea
Introduction of the idea for a new invention.
I think I had in years
Reflection on having a groundbreaking idea.
I think I'll be cool and invent the
Expressing the intention to be cool and invent something innovative.
Tool that'll fax me a beer
Introduction of the invention: a tool to fax a beer.
Would you all please fax me a beer
Requesting others to send a faxed beer, emphasizing the potential impact of the invention.
This invention is gonna set the
-Whole world on it's ear
Expressing confidence in the revolutionary nature of the invention.
Yeah, makin' old whiskey that was riskey but
Comparing the invention to making whiskey, suggesting it is bold but not risky.
This is all in the clear sit back, relax
Encouraging relaxation and enjoyment of the faxed beer.
And punch ol' fax and I'll fax you a beer
Instructing to use the fax machine to receive a beer.
Japan and Germany they got nothing
Highlighting the superiority of American technology and hinting at future inventions.
On us you see why this is the latest and
-Good ol' American high technology
-And when this hit's the marketplace Uncle
-Sam will rule the world
-Well hold on cause I'm working on a
Teasing about a potential future invention related to faxing a real live girl.
Machine that'll faxa real live girl
Repeated call for others to fax a beer, emphasizing the transformative effect of the invention on office culture.
Would you all please fax me a beer
-This invention is gonna set the
-Whole world on it's ear
-The old office code will never
-Quite bet the same
-When it come cold and clear sit back, relax
-And punch ol' fax and I'll fax you a beer
-Would you like me to fax me a beer
Reiteration of the request to fax a beer, emphasizing the impact on traditional office behavior.
This invention is gonna set the
-Whole world on it's ear
-The old office code will never be the same
-When it comes out cold and clear
-Sit back, relax
Encouraging relaxation, gratitude to Hank Williams Jr., and a final call to fax a beer.
And punch ol' fax and I'll fax you a beer
-Sit back and drank and give thanks to
-Hank and I'll fax you a beer
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