Disservice Provider
Digital Chains: An Anthem Against Internet Oppression
Lyrics
I'm gonna call my ISP
I plan to contact my Internet Service Provider (ISP).
And crucify whoever picks up to help me
I intend to strongly criticize or blame whoever answers my call for assistance.
Know I'll feel like an asshole afterwards
I anticipate feeling regret or guilt after expressing anger.
But I can't think when I'm this angry
My anger is hindering my ability to think clearly.
I just want to pirate anime
I want to illegally download anime content.
But hate these fucking download speeds
I dislike the slow download speeds, despite paying for higher speed.
What do you mean it can't get faster
Expressing frustration about the inability to increase download speed.
I get like three but pay for fifteen
I receive only three Mbps despite paying for fifteen.
Unplug the router
Suggesting a troubleshooting step by unplugging the router.
And cross your fingers
Hopeful action of unplugging and hoping for improvement.
I do a speed test
Performing a test to measure internet speed.
And I get triggered
Experiencing emotional distress due to the speed test results.
Backed in a corner
Feeling trapped or cornered by the service provider.
By my service provider
Reference to being cornered or controlled by the ISP.
Monopolized WiFi
Describing the ISP's control over WiFi as a monopoly.
Run by millionaire bastards
Criticizing wealthy individuals who control the internet service.
These corporations bleed us dry
Large corporations exploit and drain resources from the public.
And they killed net neutrality
Accusing corporations of eliminating net neutrality.
No matter who you've got
No matter your choice of provider, they deceive you.
They swindle you
Companies deceive or cheat their customers.
Fuck m******* and c**********
Expression of frustration towards specific companies.
A basic human need to function
Internet access is portrayed as a fundamental human need.
In a futuristic society
Commenting on the importance of internet access in a modern society.
They've got us by the throats they know
Implying that powerful entities control and manipulate the public.
They hold us down; pinch our pennies
They exert control and exploit our financial resources.
Unplug the router
Repeating the earlier suggestion of unplugging the router.
And cross your fingers
Reiterating the hopeful action of unplugging and waiting for improvement.
I do a speed test
Repeating the process of conducting a speed test.
And I get triggered
Emotional distress or frustration resulting from the repeated speed test.
Backed in a corner
Feeling cornered or trapped again by the service provider.
By my service provider
Reiteration of being cornered or controlled by the ISP.
Monopolized WiFi
Repeating the description of the ISP's control over WiFi as a monopoly.
Run by millionaire bastards
Reiterating criticism towards wealthy individuals who control internet service.
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