The Quiz
Heart's Litmus: A Quiz of Love and Quirks
Lyrics
You look nice alright
You appear pleasant or attractive.
And I like the way you nod after everything I say
I appreciate the way you affirmatively respond to what I say.
Like it actually means something to you
Your nods suggest genuine interest or significance.
And I like your record collection
I appreciate your music collection, including Townes and Jens with a touch of Rickie Lee.
Townes and Jens with a hint of Rickie Lee
Specifically mentioning artists in the collection.
And you've cleaned up the bathroom, made a really nice soup
You've tidied up the bathroom and prepared a nice soup, though there's an excess of sci-fi DVDs.
but a bit too much sci-fi in your shelf with DVD's
Commenting on the mix of interests in sci-fi DVDs.
But there are things you need to know about me
There are important aspects about me that you should be aware of.
I'm weak right now, so weak right now
I'm emotionally vulnerable at the moment.
I need proof before I dare to open this heart
I require evidence before I'm willing to open up emotionally.
So I've prepared a quiz for you
I've prepared a quiz to learn more about you.
Would you freak out if I said I liked you?
Testing the reaction to a confession of liking.
Do you walk the line?
Do you adhere to certain principles?
Is your IQ higher than your neighbours?
Is your intelligence quotient higher than your neighbors'?
And is it very much higher than mine ?
Is your IQ significantly higher than mine?
Can you sleep when I grind my teeth?
Can you tolerate my habits like teeth grinding during sleep?
Do you look away if I slob when I eat?
Are you accepting of my potential unattractive behaviors?
Will you let me be myself?
Will you allow me to be authentic and true to myself?
Can you at all times wear socks? Because I'm still scared of feet
Requesting the wearing of socks due to a fear of feet.
And if I'd fall, would you pick me up?
Would you provide support if I face difficulties?
If I'd fall, would you pick me up?
Repetition of the inquiry about support in challenging times.
Do you talk in the middle of Seinfeld?
Do you interrupt during Seinfeld episodes?
Do you read more than two books a month?
Are you an avid reader, exceeding two books a month?
Do you get racist or sexist when you've had a few?
Testing behavior under the influence of alcohol.
Is it fine if I make more money than you?
Checking comfort with potential income disparity.
Have you slept with any people I work with?
Concern about past relationships with colleagues.
Is there anyone you'd rather wish I'd be?
Are there specific qualities you desire in me?
Do you still keep pictures of old girlfriends?
Questioning the presence of old girlfriends' pictures.
Are they prettier than me?
Comparing physical attractiveness to past girlfriends.
And if I'd fall, would you pick me up?
Repetition of the inquiry about providing support.
If I'd fall, would you pick me up?
Reiteration of the question about offering assistance in challenging situations.
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