Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off

Tequila's Liberating Dance: Unveiling the True Spirit of Celebration
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Lyrics

She said, I'm goin' out with my girlfriends

She plans to go out with her female friends.

Margaritas at the Holiday Inn.

They intend to have margaritas at the Holiday Inn.

Oh, have mercy my only thought was

The singer worries because he knows tequila affects her behavior.

Tequila makes her clothes fall off

Tequila makes her more uninhibited, causing her clothes to come off.

I told her put an extra layer on

He advises her to wear more clothes due to her actions when she drinks patron.

I know what happens when she drinks patron

He's aware of her behavior when she consumes patron tequila.

Her closets missin' half the things she bought

She often loses or misplaces items from her closet due to drinking.

Yea, Tequila makes her clothes fall off

Reiterating that tequila makes her remove clothing.

She'll start by kickin' out of her shoes

She starts undressing by removing her shoes.

Lose an earring in her drink

She's prone to losing earrings in her drinks.

Leave her jacket in the bathroom stall

She often leaves her jacket in the bathroom.

Drop a contact down the sink

She drops a contact lens down the sink.

Them pantyhose ain't gonna last too long

Implying that pantyhose won't stay on due to her actions while drinking.

If the DJ puts Bon Jovi on

Her behavior might lead her to dance wildly if a Bon Jovi song plays.

She might come home in a tablecloth

Suggesting she might return home in unconventional attire.

Yea, tequila makes her clothes fall off

Reiterating that tequila leads her to remove clothes.

She can handle any Champagne brunch

She can handle drinking Champagne at events like brunch.

Bridal shower with Barcadi punch

She's comfortable drinking Barcadi punch at a bridal shower.

Jello shooters full of Smirnoff

She's okay with consuming Jello shooters with Smirnoff vodka.

But tequila makes her clothes fall off

Emphasizing the impact of tequila on her actions.

She'll start by kickin' out of her shoes

Repeating the pattern of her undressing by removing shoes.

Lose an earring in her drink

Reiteration of her tendency to lose earrings in drinks.

Leave her jacket in the bathroom stall

Repeating the habit of leaving her jacket in the bathroom.

Drop a contact down the sink

Reiteration of dropping a contact lens down the sink due to her actions.

She don't mean nothin' she's just havin' fun

Assuring that her actions aren't serious, just a result of having fun.

Tomorrow she'll say, oh, what have I done

Suggesting she might regret her actions the next day.

Friends will joke about the stuff she lost

Friends will tease her about the items she loses while drinking.

Yea, tequila makes her clothes fall off

Reaffirming the impact of tequila on her removing clothes.

Oh, tequila makes her clothes fall off

Repeating the assertion that tequila causes her to undress.

Oh, tequila makes her clothes fall off

Final confirmation that tequila leads to her removing clothes.

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