Glamourpuss
Glamourpuss Chronicles: Satirical Take on Beauty and Ambition
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Get a load of him - what a Nature Boy!
Observing someone with a natural, unaffected charm.
Always shaking hands with the unemployed,
Constantly interacting with unemployed individuals.
He looks like he could shit an asteroid!
Describing a person who appears capable of doing remarkable or extraordinary things.
Jumped up, pumped up,
Being energetic and enthusiastic, possibly due to artificial enhancements.
Popping hormone pills,
Using hormonal supplements or steroids.
He's got the biceps, triceps.
Having well-developed muscles in the arms.
Got the healthy look that kills.
Possessing a healthy appearance that can be captivating.
Too bad.
Expressing disappointment or regret about the previous descriptions.
Who's that girl? She's a living Barbie doll!
Referring to a woman who resembles a perfect, plastic Barbie doll.
In her plastic world, "Barbie" takes control.
Describing a world where the idealized image of "Barbie" dominates.
Facelift, electrolysis
Mentioning cosmetic procedures like facelifts and electrolysis.
No hair out of place
Emphasizing meticulous grooming with no hair out of place.
Brain - twist barbiturates,
Suggesting the use of mind-altering substances to maintain a certain appearance.
She's got an evil beauty case.
Referring to a collection of beauty products with a sinister undertone.
Too bad, so sad.
Expressing a sense of pity or regret.
Well, ain't you the glamourpuss!
Addressing the person as a glamorous individual.
Look so good it's dangerous.
Commenting on the person's dangerously attractive appearance.
Ain't you the glamourpuss,
Repeating the acknowledgment of the person's glamour but expressing a lack of romantic interest.
You're less than amorous to me.
Indicating a lack of affection or love towards the glamorous person.
So long, glamourpuss, we might meet again
Bidding farewell to the glamorous person with a possibility of future encounters.
But if I was you, I wouldn't hold my breath 'til then
Advising against having high expectations for a reunion.
(Though I wish you would-'til the year, say 2010!)
Suggesting a humorous and unrealistic timeframe for a potential reunion.
Beefcake, cheesecake
Referring to attractive men and women in a playful manner.
Make me lick my lips.
Expressing a sensual reaction to appealing images or ideas.
Junkfood pulchritude
Describing the physical allure of unhealthy or indulgent foods.
Goes straight to my hips.
Commenting on the potential weight gain from consuming such foods.
Skin-deep thrill-seek
Highlighting the superficial and fleeting nature of seeking thrills based on appearances.
Amounts to less-than-zip.
Indicating that the excitement or attractiveness is minimal or nonexistent.
I'm glad.
Expressing satisfaction or relief with the current state of affairs.
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