Shloorpee
Super Fatty's Slurpee Quest: A Melodic Craving Journey
Lyrics
Everyone calls me Super Fatty Daddy
Introduction: The speaker is known as "Super Fatty Daddy."
I could have a heart attack because I am super fat
Expressing concern about potential health issues due to being overweight.
I don't give a single shit, Imma keep on eating shit
Asserting a carefree attitude towards judgments, determined to keep indulging in unhealthy food.
I don't want a little bit, I just want a lot of bit
Desire for large quantities of food, emphasizing excessiveness.
Burger in my left hand, candy in my right hand
Describing a meal with a burger in one hand and candy in the other.
now all that's missing is a motherfucking Slurpee
Expressing a desire for a Slurpee to complete the meal.
It's July 11th, the day I go to heaven
Highlighting a specific date (July 11th) as a significant day.
I can get a Slurpee at seven Eleven
Noting the availability of Slurpees at 7-Eleven on July 11th.
At seven Eleven! At seven Eleven
Repeating excitement about getting a free Slurpee at 7-Eleven.
I get a free Slurpee at seven Eleven
-A FREE SLURPEE
Emphasizing the excitement with repeated exclamations about a free Slurpee.
A FREE SLURPEE
-Yeah! I want a Slurpee
Expressing a strong desire for a Slurpee, emphasizing the craving.
I really want, I really want a Slurpee
-Give me that Slurpee
-I want a Slurpee
-Yeah! A FREE SLURPEE
Reiterating the joy of a free Slurpee from 7-Eleven.
From seven Eleven
Reinforcing the source of the free Slurpee (7-Eleven).
So I walked into the store at 10 PM
Setting the scene of entering a store at 10 PM.
The perfect time to be a whore.
Humorous comment on the timing to be in a store.
Did you get shot?
Unexpected question about getting shot, possibly for comedic effect.
And speaking of whores, the one running the store told me
Referring to the store attendant as a "whore," introducing a negative interaction.
as soon as I walked in the door that they aren't giving free Slurpees anymore
Expressing disappointment about not receiving a free Slurpee as expected.
I be creepin' day and night
Claiming to be constantly observing or creeping around.
And of course this triggered me and caused me to scream
Expressing frustration and disbelief at the situation.
HOW ON EARTH AM I SUPPOSED TO CREAM?!
Using "cream" metaphorically to express frustration or distress.
I just can't be here anymore, I think I'm going to be ill
Contemplating leaving the current situation due to emotional distress.
I- I'm going to flee to Brazil
Humorous mention of fleeing to Brazil as an exaggerated response to the situation.
Come on everybody, come with me
Encouraging others to join in the escapade to Brazil for free Slurpees.
I'm going to get you some free Slurpees
Continuation of the invitation to accompany the speaker to get free Slurpees in Brazil.
Do you have your passport?
Confirming the need for a passport to travel to Brazil.
I got it
Confirmation of having a passport.
Come to Brazil! Come to Brazil!
Repeated invitations to come to Brazil, praising the country and its women.
Come to Brazil! Beautiful Brazil!
-Beautiful country, beautiful women!
-Beautiful country, beautiful women!
-Come to Brazil! Come to Brazil!
-Take it to the bridge
Transitioning to a musical bridge section.
SLURPEES! Yeah, Slurpees
Celebrating the acquisition of free Slurpees in Brazil.
We got a free Slurpee
-Slurpees! Slurpee, Slurpees
-Yeah! We got my Slurpees
-I got my Slurpees
Repeated celebration and ownership of the acquired free Slurpees.
You got your Slurpees
-We got our Slurpees
-Yeah
-Our free Slurpees
-Our free Slurpees
Reiteration of having free Slurpees.
Did you get your shots? Girl, would you like to come back with Rob
Ending with a humorous and unrelated question about getting shots and returning to America.
To America? America!
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